family guy is beyond hilarious.
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Peter: Are you high?
Lois: No, I crashed hours ago, you have to go to the PTA meeting tonight.-Andy

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too fucking funny.
ive been re-watching all these on hulu instead of working on my projects.sigpic
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My favorite:
Stewie: Hey, New Brian, bad news, you gotta leave.
New Brian: Huh? What are you talking about. This is my home.
Stewie: Nobody likes you here man.
New Brian: Well, I disagree. I think everybody likes me.
Stewie: No we don't. We don't like your cooking, your stupid karoke nights, and we especially don't like the way you hump that chair in the den.
New Brian: Well, Rupert seems to like my humping.
(Stewie gives a stagnant pause)
Stewie: What did you say?
New Brian: Rupert. Humped him for two hours yesterday. He just laid there and took it.
Stewie: Did he.
New Brian: Yeah. Now every time your sleeping with him, he's gonna be thinking of me.
Stewie is fkn hilarious.
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lol,, we where just talking about that at work yesterday..
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hahaha, I loved this part of that episode!My favorite:
Stewie: Hey, New Brian, bad news, you gotta leave.
New Brian: Huh? What are you talking about. This is my home.
Stewie: Nobody likes you here man.
New Brian: Well, I disagree. I think everybody likes me.
Stewie: No we don't. We don't like your cooking, your stupid karoke nights, and we especially don't like the way you hump that chair in the den.
New Brian: Well, Rupert seems to like my humping.
(Stewie gives a stagnant pause)
Stewie: What did you say?
New Brian: Rupert. Humped him for two hours yesterday. He just laid there and took it.
Stewie: Did he.
New Brian: Yeah. Now every time your sleeping with him, he's gonna be thinking of me.
Stewie is fkn hilarious.
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