I am a f***in waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

[imsotyerred]

> get drunk and eat at my friend's place
> go out and drink more
> talk up some crazy sexy girl from chicago
> did I mention craZy?
> lose her at some point
> leave bar heading back to my friend's place no chicas in tow

bitch texts me 20 minutes later, she's back at her friend's place

WTF Deraffe needs to coach me or something

[CabbE30]

You act like the nights over,
waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[5Toes]

As inexperienced as I am with girls

I do know that if she texts you then she is atleast SLIGHTLY interested

[freeride53]

You act like the nights over,
waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

this. a nigga once came home from a party, went to bed, woke up to a text like 2 hrs later, got up, went to her dorm, and heemed.

[CHIF8008]

well get over there silly

[CabbE30]

Guise he's much too tyerred

[Rsully70sev]

Any text after 1:00am is a booty call.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Any text after 1:00am is a booty call.

So did you go give her what she wanted? Or did you sit at home masturbating, using your own tears as lubrication.

[Sagaris]

He read through all the recent 'gay' threads on R3V instead.

[dannyyisntt]

Any text after 1:00am is a booty call.

Fuck I think I've been giving some of my buddies the wrong signal....

[Rsully70sev]

Lol

[imsotyerred]

So did you go give her what she wanted? Or did you sit at home masturbating, using your own tears as lubrication.

tears make for the best lube

Tried asking her where her friend's place was and all she texted back was "I dont knoooooooooooooooooooooooow LOL"

I replied "well, if you figure out where you are within the next 24hours, hit me up"

I dunno though, guys...judging by the length of the 'I dont knooooooooooooooooooooow' i may have avoided something dangerous...your thoughts?

[Exodus_2pt0]

If you consider a drunk girl who wants your dick to be dangerous... Sure

The key is to not get involved, which is best considering you met her at a bar. She probably doesn't want a relationship anyway all things considered.

[der affe]

tears make for the best lube

Tried asking her where her friend's place was and all she texted back was "I dont knoooooooooooooooooooooooow LOL"

I replied "well, if you figure out where you are within the next 24hours, hit me up"

I dunno though, guys...judging by the length of the 'I dont knooooooooooooooooooooow' i may have avoided something dangerous...your thoughts?

I don't know, i would tohave say you played it pretty well. You blew it when you lost her at the bar. You got a text later from her fishing for some sttention and cock.. when you responded to try and get her location, she shot you a coy responce (still fishing) then your responce was cool, yet uncaring and not tripping over your own dick to get to her. If you get back to you today/tonight, freaky sex will happen.

[LBJefferies]

Who cares? It's just a woman. There are 4 billion of them on this planet so I think you will survive. The best thing you could ever do in regards to women is to not give a shit. They aren't all they are cracked up to be. And once you get a few notches on your belt, sometimes a night without sex is better than jumping through all the hoops and putting up with all the bs. Just my opinion.