losing your wallet

[LJ851]

Years ago my GF mentioned how carrying my wallet in my back pocket would cause my spine to be lop sided (from sitting on it for ext. periods-driving).

This is true but only for those with weak, easily swayed spines, haha.


I dont sit with my wallet in my back pocket, i put it between my legs like when i'm driving or sitting on a chair.

When i am walking or riding the motorbike i alternate between right and left pockets to keep my spine guessing.

[Stanley Rockafella]

I bet you also gave her your balls.

yup, she also carries that in her purse.

As for my penis, she wears that on her sleeve (it's not very long and looks like a withered tree worm)

[5Toes]

My Dad found one outside the gas station the other day and gave it to the attendant, first thing the indian guy did was check it for cash... how sad.

[Jon325i]

I've only lost my wallet once - it was about 2 years ago. Searched everywhere and retraced my steps. When I realized it was gone I scrambled to contact my bank and credit card carriers to cancel cards and freeze accounts. Thankfully no charges had been made after its disappearance. It was a pain to get things re-established and I had to borrow some cash to cover expenses for a few days.

I'm a lot more mindful about knowing where it is at all times now.

Jon

[InuFaye]

Years ago my GF mentioned how carrying my wallet in my back pocket would cause my spine to be lop sided (from sitting on it for ext. periods-driving).

After a visit to the chiro. confirmed this, I stopped puting my wallet back there.

I now give my wallet to my gf to carry in her purse.

I bet you also gave her your balls.

[FLG]

Chain wallet.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[TimKninja]

I just dont loose my Wallet. Its pretty easy.

[RUFFLZ]

Years ago my GF mentioned how carrying my wallet in my back pocket would cause my spine to be lop sided (from sitting on it for ext. periods-driving).

After a visit to the chiro. confirmed this, I stopped puting my wallet back there.

I now give my wallet to my gf to carry in her purse.

fuck really?
where else can you put it?
the side pockets on my skinnys don't cut it

[Stanley Rockafella]

Years ago my GF mentioned how carrying my wallet in my back pocket would cause my spine to be lop sided (from sitting on it for ext. periods-driving).

After a visit to the chiro. confirmed this, I stopped puting my wallet back there.

I now give my wallet to my gf to carry in her purse.

[blocke]

When my wife was pregnant, she lost her mind. Forgot things left and right. Left her wallet on top of the E46, and drove to the store. Luckily some good citizen picked up her stuff that was blowing all over the road, and left it on our doorstep. The next day, she did the same thing with our mailbox keys. Lost those, and cost me 50 bucks to have the box re-keyed.

[dannyyisntt]

I duct tape my wallet to my chest prior to leaving home. It's inconvenient and quite painful, but I've never lost my wallet.

[trackjunkie21]

I have my butler carry my wallet.

[spike68]

I always have a habit of checking to see if everything is still in my pockets, including my wallet and phone. Ive never exactly lost my wallet mainly cause im in fear of doing so.

I recently just found someones wallet on the ground and kindly returned it. I know how much it would suck if I lost mine, so I didnt keep it.

[10Toes]

I just keep all my money in the trunk/hood of my Lamborghini.

[RUFFLZ]

How old are you Pringles?

I'm guessing the only thing in your wallet, if you had one 15+ years ago, was the hush money your mom gave you.

I iz fiev.