
How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?
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bruh lemme tell a little story.
we have these swedish neighbors that have lived in my parents' neighborhood for ages.
when i was younger as a little kid growin up, their grand daughter from minnesota used come and visit every so often.
we were good friends, and used to have lil' kiddie play dates and all that shit.
i didn't see her for years. then summer of senior yr in high school, i was going somewhere, and drive out my neighborhood loop in YE OLDE Volvo station wagon.
I saw her family's green Cross country with MINNASOTER plates parked by her grandparents house. I was like oh word.
Hooked up with dat bisch at our neighborhood pool's jacuzzi that night.
That's how I lost my virginity. Good night.Leave a comment:
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okay so I will let you all know how this goes. Tomorrow I guess I will chat her up at lunch
the quest for Swede waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and Finnish guns
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yes ppl like the royal family, and Estelle is a cute baby... which girl could hate on that!?
OMFG you had me at "lol Estelle's birthday" ... how fast can you say "IN" 5 times in row?lol Estelle's birthday is nearly mine, just a day before
because sir, that is, exactly what you just did .... got IN.
EDIT: and if she does hate the cute baby ask her why and just agree to get in the pantz... damn it's not this hard XDLeave a comment:
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do they really? Im taking all your comments with a grain of salt
lol Estelle's birthday is nearly mine, just a day beforeLeave a comment:
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On topic .. In a non-gay way tell her how cute you think Princess Estelle is !!! she'll think your such a cutie pie 'cause the Swedes love Estelle !!!!11!!
and then ... you'll get in the pantz, because sweet!!
:edit: ... or she'll just think you're weird for talking about a baby and she'll be creeped out forever .. in that case do this 'casue you have lost her
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I've got one of those. I want the Fin ones. Way more accurate
hmm ... I wonder how that could happen ...

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