How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

[giantkeeper]

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Worth a shot.

Works erry time

[Vedubin01]

tell her you can help her with her citizenship to the US.

[slammin.e28]

Women love this, I met my wife this way. Be sure to turn up the camera noise on your phone so she knows when you're talking pics.

Seriously. Women love attention, unless their Amish, but then again, wearing what they do just makes the mind wander and gets them attention too.

It flatters them, that you would go to the trouble to want to have a record of their privato partos to nut off to later that night.

[Cletonius]

Let her see you taking pictures up her skirt, down her shirt, and of her buttox. This will surly kick things off to a great start.

Women love this, I met my wife this way. Be sure to turn up the camera noise on your phone so she knows when you're talking pics.

[Nick_S]

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Worth a shot.

[slammin.e28]

I am laughing SOOOO hard.

I cant find her facebook, and Im not really into mission impossible style photographing girls.

Good ideas so far :D

Fuck all that shit.

Girls like attention. Especially if she dresses provocatively (Lets face it, just being Swedish meets this qualification).

Let her see you taking pictures up her skirt, down her shirt, and of her buttox. This will surly kick things off to a great start.

[francogt1]

when in doubt whip it out

[5Toes]

This. Gotta tailor the game to the girl.

Too bad she isn't German. Those sick fucks are already into amputee porn, just take a shit on her chest when she is sleeping and she'd follow you anywhere.

I am laughing SOOOO hard.

I cant find her facebook, and Im not really into mission impossible style photographing girls.

Good ideas so far :D

[Roysneon]

Whip it out.

[ohthejosh]

He can tailor that leg to the back of her head just fine.

Chloroform is the universal tool of love.

[Ryan Stewart]

No pics, no answers.

This. Gotta tailor the game to the girl.

Too bad she isn't German. Those sick fucks are already into amputee porn, just take a shit on her chest when she is sleeping and she'd follow you anywhere.

[mrsleeve]

As quickly and as often as possiable!!!!!!!!!!!



Mmmmmmmmm. Me likey scandinavian womenz

[InuFaye]

No pics, no answers.

[slammin.e28]

"I have a titanium dick the size of a fucking leg"

I vote for LBV here.

[defaultName]

First try this...

Tell her you lost your leg saving a little girl from an on coming car.

If that doesn't work then she's probably a heartless bitch so you don't have to feel bad about doing this...

take off your pegleg and knock her the f*ck out