How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

[slammin.e28]

see cheetos thread

I lol'd.

[chadthestampede]

see cheetos thread

[Mr. Burns]

get close.

ask her to floss pick your teeth after a oreo cookies eating contest.

start crying.

tell her it's cool, crying is your form of foreplay, and things are getting heavy in your sweatpants

[Mr. Burns]

sweet a german Camry is now in the cards.

they offer free dated DVD rentals at the local library, perhaps tell her about your connections with said DVD rentals, and blast off on a whirlwind ride as you pop in "Ben Hurr" and bang off the script of the movie.

failing that, more pushups.

[slammin.e28]

Yes I drive an e34.. but now it has a magnafail.

Ha I let her know about my 5er.

And for all you punks wanting nudes, you lame

I never said nudes. Just pics so we can judge for ourselves.

:up:

[5Toes]

Yes I drive an e34.. but now it has a magnafail.

Ha I let her know about my 5er.

And for all you punks wanting nudes, you lame

[slammin.e28]

actually, and many can likely relate to this...

casually tell her you drive a BMW.
build it up.


REALLY build it up.


watch the disapointment and stolen anticipation fill her face when you stroll over to the e30.

Doesn't OP drive an e34 with rattly exhaust and a loud stereo? Or maybe vice-versa.

[bmwm42]

actually, and many can likely relate to this...

casually tell her you drive a BMW.
build it up.


REALLY build it up.


watch the disapointment and stolen anticipation fill her face when you stroll over to the e30.

He haz no gods chariot

[Mr. Burns]

actually, and many can likely relate to this...

casually tell her you drive a BMW.
build it up.


REALLY build it up.


watch the disapointment and stolen anticipation fill her face when you stroll over to the e30.

[Mr. Burns]

drop to the floor and start blasting out power pushups and clap your hands while pushing back up.

works all the time.

[InuFaye]

You need to learn how to get nudez.

[slammin.e28]

This thread was started in September. We have all been patient. Every one of us.

[5Toes]

First you all need to learn patience...

[slammin.e28]

^^ Goatfucker isn't providing them.


:hitler:;)

[5Toes]

R3V is creepin wanting pictures of barely legal blondes