im not a dad!!!!

[redsubdivisions]

I have a child and I still have my E30.

[Buzztt]

That's a pretty fucked up joke, you need revenge

[devon.818]

Thank god...the world doesn't need more devon's...

fuckin' A!

i will remember that feeling of thinking im having a kid for the rest of my life, rubbers suck, but i can garantee even in my drunk and stupper, i'll know not to go raw dogging bishes.

[b*saint]

I think you only pay child support if you were married.

Plus why would you hook up with someone without condom?

[lambo]

Thank god...the world doesn't need more devon's...

[Wschnitz]

Lol she got you.

+1 for trickster girl.

[Keith M]

you're a douche

[xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx]

you're still a douche

[chadthestampede]

you're still a douche

[devon.818]

so hooked up with a girl about a month and a half ago, she hit me up yesterday saying she thought she was pregnant and blah blah blah.

i freaked out, and was venting at work, so the guys in the shop were calling my "dad" for the past day, not helping at all...

well she txt me saying she took the test and im gonna be a father, my mind went to , holy fuck child support and great now my life is over
she said she wants to keep it.

so i start bullshitting hoping i can convince her to get rid of it....when...she txt me "lol just kidding, got my period".


WOOHOO! the blood rushed back into my body and i can breath again, i dont have to sell my e30, i can keep being the selfish asshole i am...and the lesson here, even if she says she's on the pill rubber up.

time to go celebrate