im not a dad!!!!

[Cletonius]

I peed a little when I read this, an excellent rebuttal.



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A+ video

I would've been happy too, that chick sounded like a bitch

[Rsully70sev]

Wait a week and tell her you have aids.

I peed a little when I read this, an excellent rebuttal.

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. during this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. with any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: during these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. babies are complicated

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[MR 325]

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. during this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. with any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: during these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. babies are complicated

This all makes so much sense.

I love R3VLimited.

[WhyNot]

wear two rubbers all day long.
time for sex?
take one off
feel like a wild man

[j0oftheworld]

If you're a bareback vigilante you should stock up on the morning after pill.. write them a nice little note and leave it on the nightstand! ;)

[mrcheezle19]

Ok, I'm not justifying the original post, but anyone who has had a broken condom can relate...

That's why you wear 2, such a lifesaver ;)

[der affe]

Worst feeling in the world!

Ahhh this feels really good........rut roo, this feels really good and different......oh nooooooo!!!!!!

[matthugie]

Ok, I'm not justifying the original post, but anyone who has had a broken condom can relate...

[imsotyerred]

in case anyone didn't know, there is actually a week-long (ish) window after ovulation where you can ejaculate into a woman and not worry so much about pregnancy. This, of course, varies from person to person and depends heavily upon that woman's cycle

LIFEGUARD NOT ON DUTY
SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK

[euroshark]

God damn. Threads like this are why I still lurk here. D+

[StealthiE30]

Doggy style is the position. You can shoot it out of her nose if you do it right.

I usually just fuck her so hard from behind she throws up the semen, but out those nose works too.

[Cletonius]

Forgive me, what does qft mean...?

Queen's foot trio

[imsotyerred]

Forgive me, what does qft mean...?

Queefing for Trees

[Stanley Rockafella]

quantitative feedback theory

[be34st]

Forgive me, what does qft mean...?