im not a dad!!!!

[e30rapidic]

Today is our baby boys due date. I can't wait to tell everyone I'M A DAD

[e30trooper]

Where do babies come from?

This reminds me of my middle school convo with my friend Marshal. He said he was born out his moms butt becasue she swollowed and if it was vice versa she would have puked him out.

We said "wow, so you're telling everyone your mom sucks?" he said "of course, how else do you expect to get the sperm out? you can't just pee it out."

[ieatpeople]

you're still a douche

Hey guys, remember when Devon didn't post?

Well, that felt good. Haven't done that in a while.

^this

[MR 325]

Where do babies come from?

[imsotyerred]

Really? I always seem to knock some extra fluid loose. Which does still make it easier on both of us :D

Tends to lessen the overall flow rate

if you're fuckin right it should still look like a cat was murdered in your bed

[be34st]

it doesn't take THAT much dedication to smoke weed erryday...


this is true. Sex can also help to lessen the flow of menstrual blood making her week THAT much easier on her

And, as we all know...When it's easier on her, it's easier on you

Really? I always seem to knock some extra fluid loose. Which does still make it easier on both of us :D

[imsotyerred]

You have to be very dedicated and do it EVERY day for it to work

it doesn't take THAT much dedication to smoke weed erryday...

The best sex happens when the woman is ovulating.

this is true. Sex can also help to lessen the flow of menstrual blood making her week THAT much easier on her

And, as we all know...When it's easier on her, it's easier on you

[slammin.e28]

Kissing is the #1 precursor to pregnancy.

[Vtec?lol]

This reminds me of my middle school convo with my friend Marshal. He said he was born out his moms butt becasue she swollowed and if it was vice versa she would have puked him out.

We said "wow, so you're telling everyone your mom sucks?" he said "of course, how else do you expect to get the sperm out? you can't just pee it out."

[be34st]

jack off once a day to keep the count down and fucking pull out!

^^

professional

[e30trooper]

<r3v

[LJ851]

The best sex happens when the woman is ovulating.

[giantkeeper]

Jack off once a day to keep the count down!

also, smoke weed and drink mountain dew as much as possible

You have to be very dedicated and do it EVERY day for it to work

[slammin.e28]

The left breast will always be bigger than the right, due to increased blood flow being near the heart.

Also, breasts swell by up to 25% when a woman is aroused.

[imsotyerred]

Jack off once a day to keep the count down and fucking pull out!

also, smoke weed and drink mountain dew as much as possible

Also, modern vasectomies are relatively minor operations that are reversible