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  • Nick_S
    No R3VLimiter
    • Apr 2011
    • 3656

    #31
    Originally posted by der affe
    Once they cut off his shoulder length hair and super glued it to his palms.
    Whoa, that's horrible and hilarious at the same time.
    91 318is M50 swapped
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    • QUKBMER
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2010
      • 8178

      #32
      Originally posted by TurboJake
      I've always understood it to be:
      Shoes on. You passed out unexpectedly. Game on.
      Shoes off. You're sleeping there on purpose. Respect.
      I had the not so pleasureful experience of passing out with my shoes on 23 years ago and my friends put burgandy nail polish on my right eyebrow and the right half of my mustache. I got out the eyebrow but had to shave the stash off,is was caked on there. fucked up bro i will tell ya.lol
      Last edited by QUKBMER; 09-13-2012, 01:03 PM.
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      • imsotyerred
        R3VLimited
        • Oct 2005
        • 2529

        #33
        Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
        what do shoes have to do with anything?
        Originally posted by smerfs
        +1

        never heard of such a rule...around here it doesn't matter if shoes are on or off, if you pass out, you're going to have a bad time.
        Note to self, never party/pass out in Canada (I'm assuming van city is vancouver)

        Originally posted by R3Z3N
        Never did this, never would. But alcohol takes permanent marker off just about anything easily.
        the problem is the solution...never thought of that but that's awesome!

        Originally posted by QUKBMER
        I had the not so pleasureful experience of passing out with my shoes on 23 years ago and my friends put burgandy nail polish on my right eyebrow and the right half of my mustache. I got out the eyebrow but had to shave the stash off,is was caked on there. fuck up bro i will tell ya
        nail polish is genius! BUT how did you not wake up to the horrible smell directly under your nose?
        BRUTE

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        • QUKBMER
          R3V OG
          • Feb 2010
          • 8178

          #34
          I was drunk as a skunk bro.
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          garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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          • imsotyerred
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2005
            • 2529

            #35
            Originally posted by QUKBMER
            I was drunk as a skunk bro.
            Im not your bruh, bruh
            BRUTE

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            • ieatpeople
              E30 Modder
              • Mar 2008
              • 883

              #36
              had a keg party at a friends house a couple years ago for new years. he passed out, sitting up, with his shoes on, on the couch in the middle of everyone. we duck-taped him to the couch, sharpied dicks all over his face, took his bathmat from the bathroom and superglued his shoes to it, while he was still wearing them.

              in the morning, he woke up, fought his way out of the tape, stood up, fell down because his feet wouldn't move, took his shoes off, and then was so pissed he left and went to breakfast with his family, without looking in the mirror.

              he wore flip-flops and shorts to an ihop in the middle of winter, with dicks all over his face/head. the look on his grandparents face was priceless. his dad just elbowed him and said "Long night?".
              Originally posted by BillBrasky
              That's like Vlad challenging Chip Foose to a car painting contest.
              Originally posted by acolella76
              i'm pretty sure 'Phillis' is short for syphilis
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              • QUKBMER
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2010
                • 8178

                #37
                Originally posted by imsotyerred
                Im not your bruh, bruh
                Ok bro heim
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                garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                • TurboJake
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 3780

                  #38
                  Originally posted by evandael
                  i used to stack things on people.. pillows, books, bottles, shoes, you name it. it's a pretty zen experience.
                  It's better if you put a table over their faces (Coffee table), and stack stuff on that

                  Then wake them up with an air horn.


                  Trust me, much better......


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                  • Emre
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 1228

                    #39
                    Why don't you just gangbang the guy who passed out? It would be less ghey than this sh!t.
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                    • Stanley Rockafella
                      R3V Elite
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 4056

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Emre
                      Why don't you just gangbang the guy who passed out? It would be less ghey than this sh!t.
                      lolz
                      If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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