Manscaping. GO.

[LJ851]

^I miss Farley, dude was seriously funny.

Remember in that skit when he tripped and absolutely flattened the coffee table?

[slammin.e28]

This:



Cost me $0.

Don't have a before picture, but the bricks only went as far as the steps. The plot was all over grown with weeds and shit. The potted plants on the sidewalk were strewn about in there. I got more bricks and extended the plot to the driveway. Bench and birdbath stand were there. Have yet to sand and paint the light pole. If we but the house, I'll get some shit and make it better, but this is already pissing the neighbors off by raising the property values.

[InuFaye]

This:



Cost me $0.

Don't have a before picture, but the bricks only went as far as the steps. The plot was all over grown with weeds and shit. The potted plants on the sidewalk were strewn about in there. I got more bricks and extended the plot to the driveway. Bench and birdbath stand were there. Have yet to sand and paint the light pole. If we but the house, I'll get some shit and make it better, but this is already pissing the neighbors off by raising the property values.

Looks much better.

I think the bank needs to get the tree out of your neighbors house.

[slammin.e28]

Looks much better.

I think the bank needs to get the tree out of your neighbors house.

My mom wants to buy it, loool. She loves owning property, land, etc.

I should buy it, knock it down, and build a kickass garage.

[LuckyHenriksen]

My mom wants to buy it, loool. She loves owning property, land, etc.

I should buy it, knock it down, and build a kickass garage.

Perfect idea

[UNCL3AN1]

Ugh, I don't like landscaping or any yard work for that fact. I ripped up the entire front lawn that was crabgrass two years ago, got a truck load of dirt, leveled out the yard, replaced crabgrass with sod, did tons of work on the sprinkler system, added a few gardens in the backyard with the wife, and painted the fence and rebuilt one side of it. I wish my yard was just astroturf. Wouldn't have to mow or water it, and I could just sweep up the dog shat.
scaping just takes more of my time from mountain biking and hangin with my little girl.

[Thizzelle]

my front yard is all crab grass, gonna do what you did but put in the fake grass, i'm like you I hate yard work.

[rhE-30]

The ex used to manscape me. I'm not gunna lie it's relaxing. Maybe it was just the chick dry humppin while twerking the facial hair. Not sure. Going to ease in to mani/pedis to see if it the same.

I'm guessing when she was almost ex-gf you didn't let her near your junk with something that has blades on it in her hand.
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Err, I like yard work from time to time I am Mexican though, so.... Every other weekend I work on my mom's house, she gets all proud.

[UNCL3AN1]

my front yard is all crab grass, gonna do what you did but put in the fake grass, i'm like you I hate yard work.

I rented a sod cutter to remove my crab grass. Man, those things beat the poop out of you. I got tired of it shaking me to death, so i started trying to haul arse with it. Yeah, don't do that. i demolished three of my sprinklers doing that.
The good thing about using a sod cutter is all of the old grass comes up in rolls or slabs. It's just a pain in the butt.
When I went to return the sod cutter, all of the employees were standing around. They asked how it was. I told them it beat me up.
They said i'm the first person to come back without being sore with jacked up shoulders. They usually get a kick out of the people that return them. I think all of the DH mountain biking that I do helped me out there. My shoulders are used to the pounding. But it still had me worn out for a few days.
good luck.
Maybe try using lots of Roundup, then remove the grass after it dies. We've got a bit of crabgrass coming up again.