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    Slammin Coachwerks.

    Need your car drastically re-modeled?

    BAM!

    Slammin Coachwerks is here to help!

    We hire only top tier sawzall operators.

    From convertible top conversions...'cause we all know roofs only limit the number of bitches you can get in your ride.

    Before:


    After:




    To custom front end work:

    Before:





    We'll make sure you're engine gets all the cold, fresh air it needs to run at above optimum performance levels.

    We are very meticulous and our attention to detail is second to none. One this we pride ourselves on is our 360 degree detailing.



    A dirty car is a slow car, and a slow car won't get you bitches.

    We work most nights, and generally are done with a car a few hours after it its dropped off. We know you want to get out their and cruise, pick up bitches, and grab some tit, and you can't do that if your car is here.

    So, feel free to give us a call and schedule an appointment.

    555-55-ROB4POTUS.

    Slammin'
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

    #2
    what was your point in this thread? to show you can use a sawzall?

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      #3
      Perfect timing, just when I need some precision fabricating done.

      Originally posted by ramielm View Post
      what was your point in this thread? to show you can use a sawzall?

      Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
      Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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        #4
        Was this the same 5 series you were rockin' during this years pink bottlecap week?
        No E30 Club
        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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          #5
          Wait for it.... wait.....



          Cool story bro....

          now put it back together

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            #6
            Originally posted by travish325 View Post
            now put it back together
            Originally posted by Dozyproductions
            You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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              #7
              The stupid in this thread is overwhelming, and I'm not talking about the OP.


              Go here be happy!

              Ratchet Garage e30 V8 build.

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                #8
                Originally posted by FunfGan View Post
                The stupid in this thread is overwhelming, and I'm not talking about the OP.
                I wouldn't put it past him to drive a car with tags that expired in 09'.
                No E30 Club
                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FunfGan View Post
                  The stupid in this thread is overwhelming, and I'm not talking about the OP.
                  The only stupid thing in here is the ops post. Stupid

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                    #10
                    What's with 5 series owners and the flat black / red hood theme?

                    >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Raxe View Post
                      What's with 5 series owners


                      "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                      John F. Kennedy

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                        #12
                        wtf slammins what happened to e28?

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                          #13
                          You are turning into Bsaint slammin.
                          Yours truly,
                          Rich
                          sigpic
                          Originally posted by Rigmaster
                          you kids get off my lawn.....

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                            #14
                            E28 owners are all badasses.

                            That is all.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
                              Was this the same 5 series you were rockin' during this years pink bottlecap week?
                              Nope, lol. Parts car. I needed the driveshaft and various other things for work. Also, I don't have a title, so yards won't take the car as a car. Thus the cutting.

                              Originally posted by FunfGan View Post
                              The stupid in this thread is overwhelming, and I'm not talking about the OP.
                              <3

                              Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
                              I wouldn't put it past him to drive a car with tags that expired in 09'.
                              I usually get away with a year or two, but then a black and white will pull up behind me at a light and nab me.

                              Originally posted by Raxe View Post
                              What's with 5 series owners and the flat black / red hood theme?
                              Car was like that when I got it. Red hood is from the GFs 535is that copped a deer. I got this car from the PO of that car.

                              Originally posted by Pantless Spency View Post
                              wtf slammins what happened to e28?
                              Parts car. Stoner Sam wanted to make it into a Lemons car, but the frame rails are rusted out. BUT, the rear valence and spare tire well are in tact, so they will be cut and welded onto my current car.

                              Originally posted by delatlanta1281 View Post
                              You are turning into Bsaint slammin.
                              Fuck. I'm gonna have to calm down.

                              Originally posted by iamcreepingdeath View Post
                              E28 owners are all badasses.

                              That is all.
                              This this this. We do what we want and don't look back.
                              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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