Anyone like Adam Levine of Maroon 5?

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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #16
    I am not gay. However just watching Adam Levine on the Voice makes me want to hang out with him and do totally straight stuff like ride motorcycles or braze big metal sculptures together, with his tattooed arms gently steadying my hands on the oxyacetylene torch...
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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    • xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx
      E30 Mastermind
      • Apr 2008
      • 1953

      #17
      Originally posted by lambo
      I hope my gay jokes aren't offensive in anyway, I don't intend for them to be at all.

      Just gonna throw that out there
      Maybe others,But not me. :p

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      • Desaevious
        No R3VLimiter
        • Aug 2007
        • 3810

        #18
        Originally posted by Wh33lhop
        An Optimator thread.
        This is the only time I laughed in this thread.

        SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
        No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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        • chadthestampede
          No R3VLimiter
          • Jul 2008
          • 3600

          #19
          Look at Desaevious all old and bitter now.
          Originally posted by LJ851
          I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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          • Roysneon
            R3V Elite
            • Apr 2010
            • 4505

            #20
            Seriously, you guys like that music? I like some pop type music as well on occasion but Maroon 5 never did it for me.
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            • DaveNorCal
              Grease Monkey
              • Jun 2012
              • 335

              #21
              Originally posted by Optimator
              I am not gay. However just watching Adam Levine on the Voice makes me want to hang out with him and do totally straight stuff like ride motorcycles or braze big metal sculptures together, with his tattooed arms gently steadying my hands on the oxyacetylene torch...
              hahahaha
              1990 Alpine 325iC.

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396

                #22
                Originally posted by chadthestampede
                Look at Desaevious all old and bitter now.
                Yes. She is a man-hating bitter lesbian if memory serves me correctly.
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                • Desaevious
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 3810

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Optimator
                  Yes. She is a man-hating bitter lesbian if memory serves me correctly.
                  Nail on head. ;-)

                  SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                  No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                  • Nick_S
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 3656

                    #24
                    Maroon 5 is in the top 5 five bands that make me want to punch babies. Can't stand them.
                    91 318is M50 swapped
                    05 Honda Pilot

                    24V swap thread
                    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=302524

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                    • chadthestampede
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 3600

                      #25
                      I would like to rescind my vote because I prefer the sweet crooning of Chris Carabba as well as his refined bone structure and delicate features.
                      Originally posted by LJ851
                      I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                      • Dozyproductions
                        R3V Elite
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 4682

                        #26
                        I look almost exactly like him with shaved hair. I guess I have to like him for all the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles he gets me.

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                        • Farbin Kaiber
                          Lil' Puppet
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 29502

                          #27
                          Meh. He's no Chad Kroeger.

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                          • Optimator
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 1396

                            #28
                            Chad Kroeger is straight up GROSS. Almost as gross is him being engaged to Avril Lavigne. It's like a Canadian bundle of fail.
                            -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                            Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                            Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                            • keefy6
                              E30 Modder
                              • May 2011
                              • 991

                              #29
                              this thread has some of the funniest responses i have EVER read.

                              my stomach hurts from laughing so much...
                              My old Style 5 Thread / My Swap
                              1991 318IS :bow: 2.5L S14 Swap/BC Coilover suspension/Some new (old) wheels/
                              IS Skirt-Lip/RG Splitter/M-Technic I Spoiler/Dogleg/3.46 Diff/Euro H4 headlights etc.
                              1998 528I (Sold) // 2003 540I ///M Sport

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                              • blackhawkimpact
                                R3VLimited
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 2415

                                #30
                                Rob Zombie...

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