What to buy an e30 lover for christmas?

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  • Stanley Rockafella
    R3V Elite
    • Aug 2011
    • 4056

    #16
    Originally posted by kinvodA
    R3V disappoints. What he really wants is crazy sex in the E30.
    with a hot skanky ho!


    ...wait a sec...that's what I want
    If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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    • gtdragon980
      E30 Mastermind
      • Jun 2008
      • 1808

      #17
      Originally posted by kinvodA
      R3V disappoints. What he really wants is crazy sex in the E30.
      This one can be awesome, but is very hard to execute!

      FREE BITCOINS!! http://qoinpro.com/71690d1639966bfbf223bf16538cec21
      Originally posted by scabzzzz
      I stand up, pull my dick out, and asked my gf to give me some noggin... Well, she starts laughing at me and I freaked out and ran off and locked myself in a bedroom.
      1989 325i - Project/weekend driver
      2002 325i - DD
      2005 Suzuki SV650 - Toy

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      • trackjunkie21
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2010
        • 3962

        #18
        Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
        with a big booty ho!
        fixed
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

        Originally posted by Wh33lhop
        VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.

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        • unevolved
          Mod Crazy
          • Nov 2011
          • 714

          #19
          Relevant.

          1991 318i SOLD
          2003 325i SOLD

          Racecars and stuff.

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          • hendrixvodu
            R3VLimited
            • Jan 2007
            • 2514

            #20
            new fog lights
            -His-
            87 e30 325i
            87 e24 m6
            05 e83 x3
            94 e32 740i 5spd
            -Hers-
            89 e30 325i
            18 f48 x1

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            • CabbE30
              R3VLimited
              • Aug 2009
              • 2358

              #21
              I know I'd want some cans of R12

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              • S62
                Wrencher
                • Nov 2011
                • 262

                #22
                A shitty warped front bumper with broken brackets

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                • FredK
                  R3V OG
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 14742

                  #23
                  immersion blender

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                  • ButtJuice
                    R3VLimited
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 2609

                    #24
                    Hard question since everyone's e30 needs different things. But perhaps new emblems, euro stuff (analog clock, check panel, cluster, trim) car waxing junk, driving loves, mtech wallet or key chain! Or sweet shift knob, floor mats...
                    sigpic

                    1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
                    1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
                    1991 318is - Sold
                    1986 325 - Sold

                    Instagram - Lamoursum

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                    • camip
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 1253

                      #25
                      Zhp shift knob its around $70 so it's not an immediate buy for a e30 owner but everyone would love one.

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                      • J.Rizo
                        E30 Modder
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 949

                        #26
                        Originally posted by IAmGary
                        Ha, these jokers. If you're still reading then here's some more serious suggestions:

                        1) The BMW e30 prints from this etsy store are very nice: http://www.etsy.com/shop/ManualDesigns?ref=top_trail

                        2) Any vintage looking BMW keychain like this one: http://szhtxlg.en.ec21.com/BMW_Key_C...1_4716433.html

                        3) Driving gloves (I have a pair of the cheap ones, love them): http://leatherglovesonline.com/np/Me...#section=start

                        4) Gift card for ECSTuning, Turner Motorsport, Pelican Parts (any major parts distributor).

                        5) Any BMW swag: Hat, license plate frames (if he doesn't already have some). Don't buy him a travel mug, e30s don't have cup holders. http://www.amazon.com/BMW-Roundel-Ca...ywords=bmw+hat

                        6) Build him a detail kit with with some Vinylex, micro fibre towels, wheel spray, stuff like that. Try to find out if he's already using a specific brand then go to that manufacturer to get the items.

                        7) Uncut master keys. http://www.amazon.com/BMW-Genuine-Ma...64530&sr=1-191

                        8) Glovebox flashlight (OEM item is hard to find). Or a nice flashlight because really... he's going to use it.

                        9) Any euro stuff he doesn't already have (find it from someone here on R3v): euro (german) check panel, plate filler, grills, clock or 6/13-Button OBC.

                        10) Touch up paint in his car's color.

                        11) AAA membership. (Not entirely joking...)
                        the AAA is really perfect. the peace of mind you get is amazing. since oilpans tend to, you know, crack and what not.
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                        @joshua.j.rizo

                        Originally posted by SpasticDwarf
                        Just remember next time you hear "late night when you need my love" I'm gonna be sitting somewhere way more bitchin' than you, driving or not.

                        BUY MY BUGATTI WHEELS:
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                        • Redfox
                          E30 Modder
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 834

                          #27
                          Small LED flashlight for the glovebox, shift knob, stickers (e30 related), detailing kit, wax, BMW floor mats, keyless entry, aftermarket speakers, you could do a photo shoot on/with his car for his eyes only. Husco arm rest/cup holder, favorite air freshener, shift boot/e brake boot set, center caps, map light mirror, e30 e30 m3 model kit, e30 t shirts/hoodies. Puma Motorsport shoes. Detail the hell out of his car, dress up like a track girl and give him some RP action in the car. Pedal kits/sets. M tech 2 steering wheel/any wheel he's mentioned liking. A sandwich. Half a hand job and stick of gum. I'm out of ideas

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                          • illest318i
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1472

                            #28
                            Originally posted by IAmGary
                            Ha, these jokers. If you're still reading then here's some more serious suggestions:

                            1) The BMW e30 prints from this etsy store are very nice: http://www.etsy.com/shop/ManualDesigns?ref=top_trail

                            2) Any vintage looking BMW keychain like this one: http://szhtxlg.en.ec21.com/BMW_Key_C...1_4716433.html

                            3) Driving gloves (I have a pair of the cheap ones, love them): http://leatherglovesonline.com/np/Me...#section=start

                            4) Gift card for ECSTuning, Turner Motorsport, Pelican Parts (any major parts distributor).

                            5) Any BMW swag: Hat, license plate frames (if he doesn't already have some). Don't buy him a travel mug, e30s don't have cup holders. http://www.amazon.com/BMW-Roundel-Ca...ywords=bmw+hat

                            6) Build him a detail kit with with some Vinylex, micro fibre towels, wheel spray, stuff like that. Try to find out if he's already using a specific brand then go to that manufacturer to get the items.

                            7) Uncut master keys. http://www.amazon.com/BMW-Genuine-Ma...64530&sr=1-191

                            8) Glovebox flashlight (OEM item is hard to find). Or a nice flashlight because really... he's going to use it.

                            9) Any euro stuff he doesn't already have (find it from someone here on R3v): euro (german) check panel, plate filler, grills, clock or 6/13-Button OBC.

                            10) Touch up paint in his car's color.

                            11) AAA membership. (Not entirely joking...)
                            This guy knows whats up!
                            IG: @_j.wn

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                            • EtaSax
                              Member
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 89

                              #29
                              +1 on the emblems and roundels.

                              Also gift cards to Bavarian Autosport or Pelican or some other parts website. (Blunt, maybe?)

                              Surely there is something he or she is always complaining about not having when you are with him or her in the car. Just buy that (within price range).


                              If you are a wind player and you aren't a woodwind, you are just being a brasshole...

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                              • samurai pizza cats
                                E30 Addict
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 457

                                #30
                                .....havent heard from OP in a while....... probably realized meat holster> anything e30 related

                                keepin it real since 1990

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