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    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2003
    • 5637

    #91
    Originally posted by 10Toes
    That girl looks like she is about to gain 150 lbs within 3 years.
    boyfriend is deployed; this process has already begun.
    past:
    1989 325is (learner shitbox)
    1986 325e (turbo dorito)
    1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
    1985 323i baur
    current:
    1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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    • Xat1cZ
      R3VLimited
      • Jan 2012
      • 2020

      #92
      Originally posted by schwarz3
      as opposed to the things that go through the female mind. Women are worst than men, they are just a lot better at hiding it.
      i ain't hidin' shit!!!!!
      ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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      • travish325
        Banned
        • Jun 2012
        • 1151

        #93
        Originally posted by blunttech
        I would slap the duckface look off that brunette seriously., WTF is with that?

        I would too. Then proceed to slap her with my wang

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        • Holland
          R3V OG
          • Nov 2008
          • 7176

          #94
          Originally posted by blunttech
          I would slap the duckface look off that brunette seriously., WTF is with that?
          I would take her out to dinner all night long...



          Wait what?
          1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

          Originally posted by DEV0 E30
          You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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          • slammin.e28
            שמע ישראל
            • May 2010
            • 12054

            #95
            Originally posted by blunttech
            I would slap the duckface look off that brunette seriously., WTF is with that?
            Docking port for dicks. SRSLY. Flat brimmed cap required ***. Nickleback CDs will get her to choke it on down.
            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            • Xat1cZ
              R3VLimited
              • Jan 2012
              • 2020

              #96
              Originally posted by Holland
              I would take her out to dinner all night long...



              Wait what?

              I would take her out to dinner every night , I would dinner her down so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk for the next few hours, then when she can feel her legs again BAM BURGER KING!!!

              ..after some time it would probably be lunch too, the lunch would be so good she'd be screaming for more... then BAM DINNER TIME!!!
              ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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              • travish325
                Banned
                • Jun 2012
                • 1151

                #97
                Originally posted by Xat1cZ
                I would take her out to dinner every night , I would dinner her down so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk for the next few hours, then when she can feel her legs again BAM BURGER KING!!!

                ..after some time it would probably be lunch too, the lunch would be so good she'd be screaming for more... then BAM DINNER TIME!!!

                no breakfast? its the most important meal of the day after all

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                • Xat1cZ
                  R3VLimited
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 2020

                  #98
                  Originally posted by travish325
                  no breakfast? its the most important meal of the day after all
                  never was a fan of breakfast ... and I just don't get it, I mean I'm tired, why would I want to make sweet, sweet breakfast right now? ... just give me coffee and I see ya at lunch
                  ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                  • travish325
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 1151

                    #99
                    breakfast always gets me going

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                    • InuFaye
                      R3VLimited
                      • May 2010
                      • 2221

                      #100
                      I would probably not have sexual relations.
                      1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                      • Xat1cZ
                        R3VLimited
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 2020

                        #101
                        Originally posted by InuFaye
                        I would probably not have sexual relations.

                        what are you, a fag?!

                        edit: not even dinner? ;o
                        ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                        • Stanley Rockafella
                          R3V Elite
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 4056

                          #102
                          Originally posted by InuFaye
                          I would probably have sexual relations.
                          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                          • InuFaye
                            R3VLimited
                            • May 2010
                            • 2221

                            #103
                            Originally posted by Xat1cZ
                            what are you, a fag?!

                            edit: not even dinner? ;o
                            I wouldn't even take her to applebees.
                            1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                            • Xat1cZ
                              R3VLimited
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 2020

                              #104
                              Originally posted by InuFaye
                              I wouldn't even take her to applebees.
                              wait what the fuck ..where talking about Melanie Iglesias right? I mean shit we might have a huge misunderstanding on our hands here..






                              ....or you just like lé cock
                              ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                              • ohthejosh
                                R3V Elite
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 4963

                                #105
                                Mickey D's too classy of an establishment for her also.
                                SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                                IG: ohthejosh

                                LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                                BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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