Habits/Weird shit we do

[JinormusJ]

Everytime I enter a car as a passenger, I grab the "Oh s#*t" handle and hold it for the duration of the drive. I don't know why I do it, but it feels a lot of comfortable than just sitting there

[lambo]

Everytime I enter a car as a passenger, I grab the "Oh s#*t" handle and hold it for the duration of the drive. I don't know why I do it, but it feels a lot of comfortable than just sitting there

I just masturbate

[MR E30 325is]

I have a few that I can share.

I always check facebook via my iPhone shortly after waking up. I dont even comment on anything usually, I just like seeing the statuses.

I will always check the Funny Pics app I have on my phone right after noon, since that is when new pictures are added.

I usually have to jerk my weenie off before I can go to bed, unless I have recently made the sexuals with a lady.

My house must always be clean. I get unsettled if my house is dirty for any period of time, and I hate it when my roommate has guests and they make horrible messes that stay put for hours, especially dirty dishes in the sink.

On the music thing, the artist and the song title must be perfect and correct, but the rest of the information with the song does not matter to me. I always shuffle my music on my iPhone and the title of the song and the artist are all I ever care to see, so that is the information that must be perfect.

Now that I think about it critically I have more of these things then I imagined. Hopefully I dont add too many more.

[illest318i]

I grind my teeth a lot. Bite my lower lip without even noticing. I also like to smell my upper lip wtf, who does that? I bite my nails and spit them out anywhere Ill be. And my worst, but yet awesome, I play 8+ hours if xbox everyday, yup I dont know how I can play that much and its mostly halo. I also mix my drinks like juices, gatorades with water because I feel weird with all the sweetness.

[JinormusJ]

I just masturbate

[bmwm42]

Check r3v.for no fucking reason 80.times an hour

[!kid]

I am a home shitter,unless its a 911 hahah

when walking out of a public restroom, always use paper towel to open door.
late to work(5-15min) almost every day,my boss is too nice.
left leg first when putting pants/shorts on.
left arm first when putting shirt on.

[hfabricius]

Bite the inside of my cheeks, enough for my dentist to notice the last time I went in for a cleaning.
Volume on stuff has to be an even number.
The TV remotes and other remotes (surround sound) all have to be lined up straight.
The pencil holder next to my desk has to have everything staight up and down.
I also constantly wash my hands, when I leave my bedroom, come in from outside, anything.

[AbeSonic]

Volume on stuff has to be an even number.

Yup. Even if it means it's too quiet or too loud lol

[Simon S]

If I see a tag on clothing, towels, sheets, etc. – I immediately set about ripping it off or cutting it off neatly with scissors.

If there is a pair of shoes or boots on the floor, it drives me crazy if I see them next to each other and “reversed” – like the left one has to be on the left, etc.

I’ll “correct” rolls of toilet paper if it’s not faced with paper coming forward over the top.

Need running fan in room to sleep. Preferably blowing on me – which I then proceed to shield myself with blanket.

Smoking. Very self-conscious about this. Wish I didn’t. Feels like anti-depressant self-medication.

If I have a bunch of chores to do – in order to do them, I must first ensure my fingernails are clean and trimmed.

+1 on the music file thing and the shirt sleeve thing..

[MattBimmer]

I can never ever shave with shaving cream. I have like 5 cans from the past five Christmas etc. if my facial hair is to long to razor ill buzz it done then razor then use that micro force electric razor from the as seen on tv stuff. It actually works good as shit. I usually cut my self 1 out of 7 times but with shaving cream I always miss huge spots and it doesn't shave as good for me.

[midwest]

I smoke, umm I count everything.. like the dashed lines on roads, ceiling tiles etc... cash must be all face up, flat and in order of value in my wallet. I clean my ears alot.. I hate them being dirty.

[Stanley Rockafella]

This too. I pooped once at work this year, I was sick. Outside that, only at hotels. I once held it for two days when we got stuck at Atlanta flying to Albuquerque.

I go home every day for lunch to poop and let the dog out. 12 miles one way. Totally worth it.

As a kid once, I was at a pow wow some friends of the family was at. I was 5 and had terrible shits and there was no public rest room. As a result, under the direction of my mom, I was instructed to poop while leaning against a some run-down shack. It was autumn and I remember the weather clearly to this day. It was overcast and cool, but I was terribly uncomfortable. She gave me some tissues to wipe myself. worst.shit.ever

From that day forward I refused to shit anywhere that wasn't home. I'd go DAYS...hell, I'd hold it in for over a week before I'd take a dump. I was in REALLY bad shape when I went on road trips with my friends. We'd drink and eat all the college-type grub and I'd hold it in until we got home. You really didnt' wanna be in a car with me for any amount of time (or in my general vicinity for that matter).

Did this until i was about 22 and my GF helped me overcome that nasty habit by feeding me Vodka and prune juice one Christmas Eve at her farm, followed by a tummy rub. Her dad was across the house eating dinner and could hear me dropping bombs on the can constantly. We met up with some friends to go to the bar later, and I'd excuse myself to go to the can every 2-3 minutes, not to piss, but to shit. Did that for a good hour. I could not beleive more could come out, but it did!. It was like a steady strong stream of brown, stinky water

[MAXELHOFF]

As a kid once, I was at a pow wow some friends of the family was at. I was 5 and had terrible shits and there was no public rest room. As a result, under the direction of my mom, I was instructed to poop while leaning against a some run-down shack. It was autumn and I remember the weather clearly to this day. It was overcast and cool, but I was terribly uncomfortable. She gave me some tissues to wipe myself. worst.shit.ever

From that day forward I refused to shit anywhere that wasn't home. I'd go DAYS...hell, I'd hold it in for over a week before I'd take a dump. I was in REALLY bad shape when I went on road trips with my friends. We'd drink and eat all the college-type grub and I'd hold it in until we got home. You really didnt' wanna be in a car with me for any amount of time (or in my general vicinity for that matter).

Did this until i was about 22 and my GF helped me overcome that nasty habit by feeding me Vodka and prune juice one Christmas Eve at her farm, followed by a tummy rub. Her dad was across the house eating dinner and could hear me dropping bombs on the can constantly. We met up with some friends to go to the bar later, and I'd excuse myself to go to the can every 2-3 minutes, not to piss, but to shit. Did that for a good hour. I could not beleive more could come out, but it did!. It was like a steady strong stream of brown, stinky water

Shitty story.

[Bartholomeo]

ppl with strange habits makes me nervous...