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[hankook_killer]

this is that ///m eric fag. ultimate PWNT.

uberM5: hey who is this
springazure08: hey, i saw your profile on myspace
uberM5: o cool
uberM5: whats your name
springazure08: you race bmws?
springazure08: cindy
uberM5: im starting to
uberM5: link me please
uberM5: its to hard to seach thro and find someone jsut buy name
springazure08: http://www.myspace.com/sapphire_rican
springazure08: =)
uberM5: brb
uberM5: how do i veiw more pictures
uberM5: ok i got it
uberM5: very yoru cute
springazure08: haha, yeah you just click the picture silly
springazure08: hehe
springazure08: thanks
springazure08: do you have any pics of your car
springazure08: bmws are Soooo cute!
uberM5: yea
uberM5: hold on i got to find them
uberM5: http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...all+photoshoot
springazure08: awww, what happened to your lights?
uberM5: i took them out
uberM5: for an intercooler
springazure08: whoa, that's cool
springazure08: do you get that thingy on your windshield when when you sign up for the racess?
uberM5: naw
springazure08: oh
springazure08: have you heard of the mchenry's???
uberM5: mchenrys what
springazure08: its a fam of bmw nuts in NC
uberM5: o i know
springazure08: i guess a lot of people know them
uberM5: is one named stu
springazure08: stuart?
uberM5: yes
springazure08: yah!
uberM5: ive heard of him hes got a sick car
springazure08: oh yeah, i loves it
springazure08: it's so fast and crazy
uberM5: my car will be way faster
springazure08: o rly?
uberM5: yupe
uberM5: its gonna be as fast as dads new car
springazure08: what's your dad's new car?
uberM5: e60 m5
springazure08: ah, okay
springazure08: i think the older ones were cuter
uberM5: yea buit this ones way better and way faster
springazure08: yeah
springazure08: but i like cute
uberM5: well mine is very cute
springazure08: where's your car's butt?
uberM5: lol the front looks vbetter
uberM5: the rear shots didnt come out
springazure08: ah
uberM5: since im a photgrapher im very picky about wehat i post
springazure08: aww, okay
springazure08: i got photographed sometimes
uberM5: nice
springazure08: what size wheels are those?
uberM5: 14
uberM5: lol
springazure08: hehe
springazure08: it's okay
springazure08: bronze is still cool
uberM5: im getting nice jline rims
springazure08: not as gangster as stuart's though
springazure08: what are those?
springazure08: you should get BBS wheels
springazure08: i like those
uberM5: they dont make them in the size i want
springazure08: what size is that
uberM5: 17x10
springazure08: dang
springazure08: that's big
uberM5: thats waht i need for the power im going to be putting out
springazure08: those fit?
uberM5: im getting a widebody kit
springazure08: you going to win all your races dang
uberM5: lol
springazure08: who you race with? the club?
uberM5: naw i jsut do track days and waht not
springazure08: ah
springazure08: i think stu went to one
springazure08: he had fun
springazure08: another friend has a car like yours
springazure08: and he wants to
springazure08: too
springazure08: lol
uberM5: yea everyone want s to rqace dosne mean they will tho
springazure08: i thought anyone could do those hcpc's
springazure08: or whatevers
springazure08: they wanted to get me to do it
springazure08: but i dunno
springazure08: i'm a girl
springazure08: are they tough?
uberM5: naw
springazure08: hmm
springazure08: well maybe
springazure08: i dunno though
uberM5: do it
springazure08: i might just watch
springazure08: really?
uberM5: damnit do it
springazure08: ook ok
springazure08: :-*
uberM5: lol
springazure08: from 1 to 10, how much fun are they?
uberM5: 10
springazure08: better than sex, or not
springazure08: sweet
uberM5: much better then sex
springazure08: whoa
springazure08: hmm
uberM5: do it
springazure08: that must
springazure08: be like awesome then
springazure08: hehehehe
uberM5: it is
springazure08: do you have pics of you doing it?
uberM5: nope
springazure08: awww
springazure08: those would be cool
uberM5: yea im working on it
springazure08: DO IT
springazure08: lol
springazure08: do you drift?
uberM5: yea
uberM5: all the time
springazure08: awesome
springazure08: they look so cool
springazure08: but it's so SCARY inside
springazure08: whoa
uberM5: yea i got to get a couple of pics of that
springazure08: really!
springazure08: :-D
uberM5: my girlfreidn love it whne i drifvt
springazure08: yeah
springazure08: it turns me on
springazure08: my boy gets jealous when i'm all excited
uberM5: it turns he on too
springazure08: he?
uberM5: she
springazure08: it turns she on?
springazure08: lol
uberM5: yupe
springazure08: awesome
springazure08: that's sooo cool
springazure08: i wish my guy had a beamer
springazure08: they are so nice
uberM5: lol
uberM5: get a new guy then
springazure08: ah, but he's so nice
uberM5: lol
springazure08: he's out getting me ice cream right now
springazure08: and i'm talking to this bmw racer i found on myspace
springazure08: lol
springazure08: bad me
uberM5: lol
uberM5: well your jsut a bad girl
springazure08: i know
springazure08: hehe
springazure08: i get that a lot
uberM5: bad bad girl
springazure08: what you going to do about it
uberM5: idk
springazure08: lol
springazure08: so what's all the other stuff about your car mean
uberM5: all the stuff i haev done to it
springazure08: that's a long list
springazure08: whoa
uberM5: lol
uberM5: and it gets long each month
springazure08: you're crazy
uberM5: i know
springazure08: how you do afford all that?
uberM5: stu has an engine io have everythin g else
uberM5: i have a job
springazure08: i can barely gas my honda
springazure08: he has suspension too
springazure08: and he can drive
uberM5: so can i
springazure08: he's like sweet
uberM5: sweet waht
springazure08: i should dump by boy for him
uberM5: yea you should
springazure08: he broke up with mazia
uberM5: nice
springazure08: and the semester is going to start soon enough
springazure08: and he's so nice and cute
springazure08: and then i can get the panera bread hookup!
springazure08: yay!
uberM5: lol
springazure08: where do you work at?
uberM5: i work constrution and for my dad
springazure08: ah, so you building up your muscles eh?
springazure08: hehehe
uberM5: lol i paintt walls
springazure08: oh, no fun
springazure08: lift something heavy and get big and strong
uberM5: o well
uberM5: if i get big and strong i wont be able to to fit inot my racing seats
springazure08: racing seats?!?!
uberM5: yea
uberM5: i have two racing seats
springazure08: sweeet
springazure08: you must be like mario andretti or something
springazure08: hehe
uberM5: lol
uberM5: thats what my rensts call me
springazure08: i bet
springazure08: so guess what!
springazure08: i'm partying in chicago for new years. can you maybe give me a ride in your racecar??? and whatever
uberM5: im in florida
springazure08: awww booo
uberM5: i know
uberM5: come up some other time
uberM5: my bumbners
uberM5: call me whne your in the city and maybe itll be running
springazure08: whoa sweet!!
springazure08: hehe
uberM5: so call me
springazure08: oh i will, don't worry
uberM5: sweet
uberM5: you in chicago alot
springazure08: occasionally
springazure08: got family there
uberM5: sweet
uberM5: if you come in the summer the car will be running
springazure08: super fast?
uberM5: it has the stock engine this summer
uberM5: but its a got a streight pipe
springazure08: oooh hot
springazure08: so, wait, it doesn't run now??
uberM5: naw im putting the racing brakes on and im gettting a new front suspeansion designed up
springazure08: racing brakes?
uberM5: yupe
springazure08: 8-)
springazure08: so what's else is new?
uberM5: nada
springazure08: oh, btw
springazure08: i am a bad girl
uberM5: explain
uberM5: whats wrongwe with that
springazure08: you just been pwnt.
uberM5: awe fuck
springazure08: haha
springazure08: ya rly
uberM5: this happeneds all the time
springazure08: i bet
uberM5: who is this
uberM5: this is gonna be on a forum isnt it
springazure08: hahahah
uberM5: god damnit
springazure08: what's a forum?
uberM5: who is this
springazure08: i can barely type, i'm cracking up way too much
uberM5: who ths fuck is thios
springazure08: your mother
uberM5: ahahhahahahahahhah
uberM5: your funny
springazure08: i am
uberM5: sure
uberM5: my momy wouldnt do this lol
springazure08: haha
springazure08: yeah she would
uberM5: lol
springazure08: i would know
springazure08: i did her
springazure08: last night
springazure08: oooooh
uberM5: thas so old and lame
springazure08: so is your car
springazure08: lol
uberM5: so who is this
springazure08: i'm on bimmerforums
uberM5: give me your name
springazure08: connecticut
uberM5: hld on

[bmwm3n528]

You win.

[bimmer8604]

heeter ftw.

kyle

[gazellebeigem3]

errr

[Charlie]

Bumbners?

Bumbners?

-Charlie

[bimmer8604]

Bumbners?

Bumbners?

-Charlie

I cant stop lafing at the bumbners.

kyle

[rwh11385]

that gave me joy

[M42Technik]

Fucking classic. Well done.

[rwh11385]

thank you. i've been on a roll today

[asubimmer]

hahahahaha

[Jand3rson]

I shall make it official. The new mission of R3V is to run this kid screaming into the hills with his tail between his legs.

[The Fast One!]

now that's some funny shit!

you need to post that all over BF.c

[bmwm3n528]

schlobert is reborn.

[DEV0 E30]

Well executed.

Dislexic or way too excited:

uberM5: very yoru cute

[rwh11385]

now that's some funny shit!

you need to post that all over BF.c

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=460845

everyone should be *67-ing him right now. . . or better yet, in four hours.