Anyone ever date a chic with a hump back?

[Stanley Rockafella]

So I was thinkin about this chic I dated in HS and how this one time when we were hangin out studying, I noticed she had a hump on the top of her spine, where it met the base of her neck. I asked her if I could give her a massage (cause we weren't datin yet) and I noticed it was like REALLY HOT to the touch, like you could almost fry an egg on this thing, it was amazing!! It was reddish too.

So then i got to lookin thru some FB pics and I saw she got married and in her wedding pics, she got really huge (I told her that would happen, I warned her that all my ex's get really huge after I break up with them...dunno why). Anyway, she's still got this crazy hump on her back.

She had a terribly attitude prblem against chics who were hotter than she was and who I was more attacted to while we were dating (and she was just a bitch anyway, everyone warned me that she was...stupid me). I attribute this anger to a build up of tension in her hump.

Anyway, back on topic, so I tried googling this shit and it deosnt' exist in google. like chicks with humpbacks dont' exist?!?! I tried askin her about it liek if she had seen her doctor about it and she just got mroe angry...I was jsut amazed


Anyone know of this?

[evandael]

[Xat1cZ]

Son, lay down the crack pipe.

[tonerrrr]

[10Toes]

Dude, this Quasimodo bitch must of been a dragon in her human form. Good thing you broke up with her.

[FredK]

your beasters must have been laced with lsd

[Mr. Burns]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoliosis

[Mr. Tasty]

A+ thread, would read again

[InuFaye]

Expected 5toes.

Left disappointed.

[CreamE30]

I dated a chick with a dead tooth, does that count?

[Stanley Rockafella]

Dude, this Quasimodo bitch must of been a dragon in her human form. Good thing you broke up with her.

qft!

I still thank my best friend for breaking us up :)

[Stanley Rockafella]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoliosis

Makes me sad to see this, and yeah, she always had back pain and we were only 19 at the time. She loathed sports too, avoided it liek the plague

Oh well, she's not my problem anymore

[Gasturbine]

No, but once I was balls deep in a Tanzanian midget, and the little fucker reached back and grabbed my balls. I remember thinking "Damn, what a fag!".

[mrsleeve]

SRS post

Check in to PCOS and insulin resistance (many times go hand in hand with each other) as well, both of those afflictions will cause a bit of a hump and largeness. Even with the large amounts of dieting and exercise..... Was she of Scandinavian decent, its somewhat more common with people of that heritage

[Lof8]

That's hot