This is some Pontiac Aztek level sh*t......2014 Jeep Cherokee.

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  • InuFaye
    R3VLimited
    • May 2010
    • 2221

    #1

    This is some Pontiac Aztek level sh*t......2014 Jeep Cherokee.




    James Fenimore Cooper’s famous novel, The Last of the Mohicans, was set in 1757, on the Hudson River around Glens Falls, NY, during the French and Indian War. If you travel the Hudson River V…


    FWD based of the Dart Platform.

    Oh god this is hillarious.
    1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.
  • gtdragon980
    E30 Mastermind
    • Jun 2008
    • 1808

    #2
    Kill it with fire. What a disgrace to the XJ family...

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    • slammin.e28
      שמע ישראל
      • May 2010
      • 12054

      #3
      ITT: Jeep.

      Not ITT: Land Rover.

      /nuff said.

      Here, 2014 Rover, just for teh lulz.



      Also, don't give me shit about reliability. That Jeep is Italian. Yeah.
      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      • DEV0 E30
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2004
        • 8816

        #4
        I thought it was killed.



        Thanks jalopnik.
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        • FredK
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2003
          • 14747

          #5
          Sorta looks like a Isuzu Vehicross. wtfmansloth.png

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          • iamsam
            Advanced Member
            • Jun 2008
            • 172

            #6
            That is absolutely hideous.

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            • chadthestampede
              No R3VLimiter
              • Jul 2008
              • 3600

              #7
              They need to ditch the 'signature' grille if they're going for this look. It doesn't fit. The Nissan Juke headlights don't do it for me either.

              That Land Rover is just as bad.
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              • LJ851
                R3V OG
                • Nov 2010
                • 7918

                #8
                What. The. Fuck.
                Lorin


                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                The M30 is God's engine.

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                • s14pwd
                  Advanced Member
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 116

                  #9
                  I like how they are surprised when they don't sell cars....

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                  • Fusion
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 3658

                    #10
                    My eyes. They hurt now.

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                    • scabzzzz
                      Estado de mierda de encargo
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 6870

                      #11
                      Yuck

                      No amount of displacement could make me desire that fuckin thing.

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                      • JasonC
                        Site Manager
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 14451

                        #12
                        Yeah, I can see them flying off the lots. NOT!

                        1992 BMW 325iC
                        1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                        1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                        • Vtec?lol
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 3278

                          #13
                          If I saw that in the lane next to me, I would probably swerve into it in an attempt to kill it.

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                          • Jorgen
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 320

                            #14
                            I've seen them in person with the front in camo. the stance etc isn't bad for a liberty replacement.

                            Also it is completely unfar to say it shares a platform with the Dart. The dart isn't a unique platform, it is an Alfa Romeo platform Guilette really. They also widened and extended it.

                            I guess I have to see how it is in person when I get one to borrow for testing. Hopefully it isn't as bad as it seems.
                            2011 JGC daily, 1985 944

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                            • Swanny
                              R3VLimited
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 2834

                              #15
                              Holy shit thats the new rover? I coulda sworn it was a ford flex.

                              Chrysler is again shooting themselves in the foot. I thought jeep was their only profitable line of vehicles? Lets get ready for bail out number 2.
                              Swanny!
                              SUCKERS.

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