How many is lips have you lost?

[e30lov]

[freeride53]

I also expect an apology post within the next 24 hours also or i send chris brown to your house.

omg i died

[Regnar75]

me no speak engrish good.

This was oddly worded.

[Redfox]

...the real question is who would want to see a red fox, who looks like a disgruntled cat's lips?

This was oddly worded.

[Regnar75]

...the real question is who would want to see a red fox, who looks like a disgruntled cat's lips?

[Redfox]

this forum just got dirty....ier

Wellll, an asshole question deserves an asshole answer

[Regnar75]

See honey, I would only probably do that if I was desperate and for some reason my hand didn't do a good enough job, which is highly unlikely. Thankfully though, Der Affe has some incredible skills and is the best lay I've ever had. Besides, you wouldn't want to see those, that'd be a constant reminder of where Der Affe's penis and mouth have been. Unless of course you think he's hot, and that's the real reason you wanted the pics. In that case, you have no idea what you're missing.

this forum just got dirty....ier

[Brezzi]

I owned one for all of about one day before I slammed it off. the new car has got and early es lip so I'll have to be more careful:roll:

[Redfox]

redfox can you PM me a picture of your Lips.

no not the ones on your face.

See honey, I would only probably do that if I was desperate and for some reason my hand didn't do a good enough job, which is highly unlikely. Thankfully though, Der Affe has some incredible skills and is the best lay I've ever had. Besides, you wouldn't want to see those, that'd be a constant reminder of where Der Affe's penis and mouth have been. Unless of course you think he's hot, and that's the real reason you wanted the pics. In that case, you have no idea what you're missing.

[Roysneon]

redfox can you PM me a picture of your Lips.

no not the ones on your face.

Thread winner.

[FLG]

Do i get points for managing to break a ryan-g splitter?

[coldweatherblue]

I lost my lip the first time I pulled out of my old apt building the day I bought my car. bam, gone. haha

[318isbmw]

Do lip splitters really make that much of a difference? As far as absorbing impacts and keeping it from tearing off?

IMO yeah, I had a lot of luck with it.

[Threehz]

I know my car has lost at least one, I've never had the pleasure though.

[der affe]

redfox can you PM me a picture of your Lips.

no not the ones on your face.

The only one that gets to see those lips is me. Lol you mad.

I also expect an apology post within the next 24 hours also or i send chris brown to your house.