Cocky VW Routan Minivan driver

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  • Mr. Burns
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2011
    • 3516

    #1

    Cocky VW Routan Minivan driver

    this full time permanent disability milf on my street pushing 45y/o, chirps me when i whip out my m20b25 powered 1990 E30 on a 55shot of spray...calls me "hairdresser" and "funboy"..her 17 year old son is all over this...moms minivan will smoke-u.

    this minivan is faster than 90% of the cars on the road nowadays.

    nuff said...it really is.
    Originally posted by flyboyx
    i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times
  • evandael
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2009
    • 2881

    #2
    but will she agree to dyno it?

    otherwise she's full of shit.


    also, pics

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    • Mr. Burns
      No R3VLimiter
      • Aug 2011
      • 3516

      #3
      I called BS on her shit...

      my other neighbor has a Sienna that will demolish the Routan head to head in a straight line.

      minivans are the new e30 IMO.
      Originally posted by flyboyx
      i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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      • Xat1cZ
        R3VLimited
        • Jan 2012
        • 2020

        #4
        must be this one

        ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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        • frankenbeemer
          R3VLimited
          • Sep 2009
          • 2260

          #5
          Show her your penis.
          sigpic
          Originally posted by JinormusJ
          Don't buy an e30

          They're stupid
          1989 325is Raged on then sold.
          1988 325 SETA 2DR Beaten to death, then parted.
          1988 325 SETA 4DR Parted.
          1990 325i Cabrio Daily'd, then stored 2 yrs ago.

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          • Stanley Rockafella
            R3V Elite
            • Aug 2011
            • 4056

            #6
            Originally posted by frankenbeemer
            Ask to see her penis.
            If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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            • Thizzelle
              R3V Elite
              • Oct 2008
              • 4422

              #7
              what
              "I wanna see da boat movie"
              "I got a tree on my house"

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              • Xat1cZ
                R3VLimited
                • Jan 2012
                • 2020

                #8
                Originally posted by Thizzelle
                what
                penis
                ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #9
                  Spoof thread gone wrong. OP, you ain't doing it right.

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                  • Mr. Burns
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 3516

                    #10
                    running lean and unstable.
                    this thread is the CX racing of threads for my caliber.
                    Originally posted by flyboyx
                    i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                    • Farbin Kaiber
                      Lil' Puppet
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 29502

                      #11
                      PROTIP: A proper spoof thread begins by ctrl+C of the text of the OP to be spoofed, then edit to your desire, keeping the seasonings the same. Flip and grill on the other side, then let set on a wooden cutting board for fifteen minutes. Slice, and garnish with your favorite green, leafy vegetable sprigs.

                      Et Voila!

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                      • frankenbeemer
                        R3VLimited
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 2260

                        #12
                        he was being suttle
                        sigpic
                        Originally posted by JinormusJ
                        Don't buy an e30

                        They're stupid
                        1989 325is Raged on then sold.
                        1988 325 SETA 2DR Beaten to death, then parted.
                        1988 325 SETA 4DR Parted.
                        1990 325i Cabrio Daily'd, then stored 2 yrs ago.

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                        • Holland
                          R3V OG
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7176

                          #13
                          Originally posted by frankenbeemer
                          he was being suttle
                          Needs more tab.
                          1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                          Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                          You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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