Dog farts

[Swanny]

fart back...i do that to my husky all the time u get the satisfaction of your own brand plus make your dog mad.

Every chance I get for the past 3 years of her life, this has happened. I actually think we might be in a perpetual fart war.

[Dj Buttchug]

1. position hand directly over pets anus
2. cup your hand and wait patiently for the gas.
3. capture fart gas in hand
4. then quickly open hand directly in wifes/girlfriends face
5. profit from skills of le buttercup tactic

[F34R]

He buys his dog expensive dog food.

[Threehz]

Thread delivers.

Seriously though, stop feeding your dog shit. Most pet food is some of the worst stuff you can imagine. I cook my dog chicken or beef and rice with a light amount of herbs for dinner and organic kibble for breakfast. He gets organic treats and bones. Only time he gets gas is if someone feeds him table scraps..

Even if you are a sick unhealthy bastard, don't make your pet suffer.

[J3M93]

Here's what I did

1. get your dog to lie down on the floor
2. put you palm flat against its asshole creating an airtight seal
3. massage its intestines until you feel significant methane pressure against the asshole sealing palm
4. gently pump the methane back in and out of its anus
5.eventually the methane pressure will subside, keep repeating this process until you feel shit on your palm, then let the dog outside, it will immediately want to shit and will let out a massive fart, you laugh at how loud it was.
6. reevaluate your life as to why you felt the need to do this as it does nothing other than get shit on your palm

[QUKBMER]

I farted one time when my dog was sleeping under the covers (dachshunds love to burrow under the covers). I farted and startled him,he flinched back and quickly got out from under the covers and went on the floor under the bed............ My wife left the room as well and slept on the couch.

[Thizzelle]

it's a dog, not much to do, they waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesing smell all the time

[Stanley Rockafella]

I embrace it. I get right down there and take it in. Youll miss that wretched stench when they are gone.

I like this

but srs tho, this one time, I drank a litre of goat milk in a sitting, and my farts smelled exactly like a skunk sprayed me. Even my GF was amazed...not even disgusted

[blunttech]

I embrace it. I get right down there and take it in. Youll miss that wretched stench when they are gone.

[flyboyx]

that food doesn't agree with your doggie's digestive system. do you give her table scraps? if you do, you need to cut that out.

my foofer used to have the worst gas. it was a matter of simply finding the right food. it will take about two weeks or so before yours gets used to a new food. unfortunately, the one that i buy for my little pit mix costs 60 bucks a f'ing bag. i guess it is a small price to pay not to smell his butthole all day.

the food i found for my dog is nutro nature's choice. the sell it at petco. i buy him the venison flavor in the purple bag. they have several other varieties to choose from... chicken, salmon, brown rice and i think i saw one for weight control.

my suggestion is not to buy weight control dog food but limit the amount of food she gets each day. NEVER free feed your dog. never let your dog eat table scraps(this can also lead to a farting dog). measure out food in the morning and in the evening at regular times. i feed my dog 1.5 cups of food in the morning when i wake up and 1.5 cups of food in the evening about dinner time. he weighs about 45 lbs. he is very healthy and has nice muscle tone. oh, and no nasty gas..... 8)

[kickinindian]

fart back...i do that to my husky all the time u get the satisfaction of your own brand plus make your dog mad.

[Pantless Spency]

i throw em outside.

[Swanny]

I've got a homeopathic digestive aid that seems to mellow her bubble guts out. I feed Wellness weight control which has great reviews and isn't full of grains which can cause gas buildup.

Id do the finger trick but then it would just be marinading in fart gas.

Whats the cost of beano per pill?

[bimmer2288]

Boot in the backside out the door

[MonkeyMadness]

Bean'o works for my little guy... ugh