Most pathetic meal I've ever had

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For lunch (also my breakfast and afternoon snack), I opened a can of tuna, put in a squeeze of mayo, a squeeze of mustard, mixed it up, and ate.

That is how low we've gone in our house; we have s'mores cookie dough, tuna, mayo, mustard, and a can of corned beef. I can't wait to see what I can come up with for dinner. Oh, and oatmeal pies that I just found.

[Ryan Stewart]

this is also a pretty pathetic thread. Way to keep a run going.

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Hey, I thought R3V was getting too serious with the Off-Topic threads lately, so I decided to mix it up.

[MR 325]

I feel sorry for your mother

[Ben Carufel]

You're a loser.

[Ryan Stewart]

Yeah so I am in my room eating barbecue fried chicken I just fried up and my roommate informs me that he was playing the sims on my phone and apparently turned his sim gay.

Good times.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

For lunch (also my breakfast and afternoon snack), I opened a can of tuna, put in a squeeze of mayo, a squeeze of mustard, mixed it up, and ate.

That is how low we've gone in our house; we have s'mores cookie dough, tuna, mayo, mustard, and a can of corned beef. I can't wait to see what I can come up with for dinner. Oh, and oatmeal pies that I just found.

DUDE tuna melt in a can is DELICIOUS.

Open can, drain water
sprinkle on spices and shredded cheese
throw whole can in toaster oven
put on high and toast.
pull out, stir and add mayo, chopped onions, tomatoes.
eat with a slice of bread.

BOMB

instant noodle is really good with a couple eggs
spam is good when you wrap it with bacon and then put it between two english muffin slices.
macaroni and cheese + vienna sausages CRAZY!
can of corn, drain 3/4th of the water, add 1/4 cup of butter, DELISH!
peanut butter + jelly sucks, peanut butter and butter rules!
butter + sugar + toasted bread = KING

[golde30]

DUDE tuna melt in a can is DELICIOUS.

Open can, drain water
sprinkle on spices and shredded cheese
throw whole can in toaster oven
put on high and toast.
pull out, stir and add mayo, chopped onions, tomatoes.
eat with a slice of bread.

BOMB

instant noodle is really good with a couple eggs
spam is good when you wrap it with bacon and then put it between two english muffin slices.
macaroni and cheese + vienna sausages CRAZY!
can of corn, drain 3/4th of the water, add 1/4 cup of butter, DELISH!
peanut butter + jelly sucks, peanut butter and butter rules!
butter + sugar + toasted bread = KING

good shit, i can feel the ITIS coming on...

[Dave]

Underwood Deviled Ham on Triscuits with melted cheese, FTW.

[Jand3rson]

I think I've got you beat. When my wife and I were first living together on our own, I'm talking like the first year, we were fucking BROKE. One time, we weren't going to have money to go grocery shopping for a week, so we ate boiled pasta mixed with melted parmesean cheese for like 6 days. One time in the summer, same situation, we had NO food money. It was hot as hell, and all we had in the house was a big ass bag of those 2-stick fruit popscicles, and Kool-Aid mix. We busted apart the entire bag of popscicles and threw them in the blender, tossed in 3 different flavors of Kool-Aid, and made the most ghetto-fabulous, sour, tasty smoothies I've ever had. :D

Wanna hear wack-ass recipes for munchies? My mom makes this fucking dip for tortilla chips that is so far beyond nasty, I won't even touch it, but her and my 2 brothers LOVE IT. She melts Velveeta cheese with jar of salsa, then adds one pack of boiled ramen, mixes it all up, and dips chips in it. GACK.

[Jarvis]

Over 2 weeks ago I spent $33 at Stop 'n' Shop. I've eaten way less than half of what I bought.

Pasta and rice for the win! It also helps when your dad works for a meat (poultry) company and donates chicken at the 10lb. interval.

[!RocknE30!]

I couldnt find anything good to eat and am currently eating honey nut cheerios straight outta the box. This is one shitty friday night.

[808BMW]

I like tuna omelettes.

You need rice. a 20 lb. bag is like $5 or $6 and will last a good 2 or 3 weeks.

My favorite cheap meal is take a bowl of rice, dump a can on vienna sausage on it (well you dump out the water of course), microwave till hot, then mix up and add shoyu. It helps if you mash the sausages into really small pieces, then you can just grind without even needing to look.

Hot dogs (i only eat louis rich turkey franks myself) with rice is good too.

My literal definition of a meal: Rice and meat.

Breakfast: spam & rice. Lunch: Hamburgers and rice (gravy ftw), Dinner: Steak and rice.

[Avus E30]

my fav cheap ass meal now is the instant noodles called Pasta Sides. its just butter water and the noodles and seasoning uber good it is

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DUDE tuna melt in a can is DELICIOUS.

Open can, drain water
sprinkle on spices and shredded cheese
throw whole can in toaster oven
put on high and toast.
pull out, stir and add mayo, chopped onions, tomatoes.
eat with a slice of bread.

BOMB

I don't have shredded cheese, onions, tomatoes, or bread. So my meal is more pathetic :)