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  • hamann318is
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jul 2004
    • 3382

    #16
    I'm way more of a cock than you are. I win.
    The BMW 318 is back. With a vengeance.

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    • Charlie
      kid tested, administrator approved
      • Oct 2003
      • 6686

      #17
      My cock is bigger.

      -Charlie
      Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
      '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
      FYYFF

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      • hamann318is
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jul 2004
        • 3382

        #18
        There are cocks around here that are longer than entire streets. It's insane.
        The BMW 318 is back. With a vengeance.

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        • Ben Carufel
          R3V Elite
          • Jun 2004
          • 5248

          #19
          Originally posted by Charlie
          And is about on par with the Cobra.

          I completely disagree. The build quality of my Cobra is light years ahead of the build quality of my old Corbeaus.

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          • e30sd
            Fistee
            • Jan 2004
            • 5517

            #20
            what model seat is that?
            sigpic

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            • Charlie
              kid tested, administrator approved
              • Oct 2003
              • 6686

              #21
              Originally posted by e30sd
              what model seat is that?
              The "new" style Forza.

              -Charlie
              Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
              '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
              FYYFF

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              • Iain
                R3VLimited
                • Oct 2005
                • 2815

                #22
                Is that the new "D1" spec chicken? If so, does it make the "bok-bok" sound or a "bok-burk" noise?
                Pork Hunt Motorsport

                eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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                • Dave
                  E30 RAT
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 11675

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Iain
                  Is that the new "D1" spec chicken? If so, does it make the "bok-bok" sound or a "bok-burk" noise?
                  Looks like one of those genetically engineered ones - they do not cluck at all.
                  Current Cars
                  2014 M235i
                  2009 R56 Cooper S
                  1998 M3
                  1997 M3

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                  • thejimlab
                    E30 Addict
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 588

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Charlie
                    I was thinking KFC. A greasy box with breasts would complement my 24 inch cock nicely.

                    -Charlie
                    hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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                    • rwh11385
                      lance_entities
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 18403

                      #25
                      now i'm not special. i'm not only of the only people here who know of Charlie's 2 foot cock...

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                      • ///M Powered
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1109

                        #26
                        hah, that's great.

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                        • assoutE12
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 694

                          #27
                          You better keep an eye on that thing


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                          • nkell09
                            E30 Addict
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 575

                            #28
                            well at least you can say to all your women...

                            come see my cock
                            Last edited by nkell09; 02-08-2006, 05:14 PM.

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                            • Streetspec_iS
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 1622

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Charlie
                              A greasy box with breasts would complement my 24 inch cock nicely.
                              Aaaaaah shit, im choking here.
                              sigpicM42 Brigade ... Throwing craze in the 318

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                              • MrTom
                                Member
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 56

                                #30
                                Originally posted by parkerbink
                                How many hp does that cock generate?
                                704hp At 3rpm.

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