David Hasselsloth

[Swanny]

Well, Dave came out 2 nights ago and had a blast finding the squash stash! Completely blown away that he managed to get onto the counter. He doesn't have the ability to pull himself up and over ledges. He used a chair and then the opposite side of the counter to drag himself up there. It's really hard to grasp just how ridiculously long his reach is.

I also saw him poop for the first time the other night. It seriously looked like he laid a damn egg. I'll need to get a comparison photo of his bum and the poo for you all to be amazed.

[Mr. Burns]

do you live in a storage locker?

[Mr. Burns]

also, I would put girly baretts in his fur and make internet memes.

[Swanny]

David Hasselsloth

do you live in a storage locker?

Don't let that get out. They just raided the locker down the way and extracted an entire bolivian family.

also, I would put girly baretts in his fur and make internet memes.

Note taken...

[gearheadE30]

Haha get a female so we can start a sloth breeding business. I want to infest a tree with them so it really confuses people.


Oh and saw in your sig your repping reggies. Work for them?

haha that would be great.

I used to work for Reggie, yeah. Just finishing up school now so haven't worked there in a bit, but he's got a good thing going so I still rep him when I can. Actually going to work for Cummins soon.

[Swanny]

[DEV0 E30]

Sloth appreciation post for David.















:/

Too bad she's married brah:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/kristen-bell-cried-tears-of-joy-when-a-sloth-came-to-her-birthday-party-video/2012/01/31/gIQAIZTSfQ_blog.html

Gooby plz?:

http://chicagoist.com/2013/05/08/sloth_bear_cubs.php#photo-1

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David, you're still a cool cat, yet-not-like-a-cat-at-all-at-the-same-time.

Saw this picture and thought of you bro.

http://www.thejoyofseex.co.uk/

And we must end with... of course:

[Todd Black 88]

Oh shit I lol'd

[ST1G]

David Hasselsloth is so creepy, as are all sloths. They look so human.

[slammin.e28]

[Swanny]

Well would ya look at that. Sloths with discerning taste. Amazing.

[MF DOOM]

10/10

[Swanny]

So I'm in the middle of cleaning up his room and getting ready for a few modifications to jungle gym but have to leave for work. I come home to finish up and find thins:



Apparently he learned how to throw knives? Maybe he heard the song Monkey! Knife! Fight! and figured he was just as capable of throwing down.












Or I'm retarded and left my knife open on the desk and he threw it on the ground. Thank god it didn't fall towards him. I feel like a bad parent.

[slammin.e28]

You sure he's not a cat trapped in a sloth body?

I'd sleep with one eye open.

[Roysneon]

Sloths with knives. Now that is scary.

Details on knife? haha looks like a Kershaw?