David Hasselsloth

[efficient]

lol weird

[Swanny]

You could always knock out his front teeth, tape his fingers together and get your own sloth slave...

[blunttech]

Haha well I know you do enjoy servicing me, but payment isn't necessary.

Seems like a cool pet. Does it drink beer?

Well your screen name is well earned

"dannyyisntt" (heterosexual)

[evandael]

this is probably the weirdest thing i've seen all week.

thanks for sharing!

[Swanny]

He's actually pretty smart and very curious. His diet is all fruits and veggies. Narrowing down his favorites right now. Squash is his fav. He's pretty much full grown, just a bit more filling out. Sid was probably based off the giant ground sloth...those are rad.

[dannyyisntt]

I may look into one. 2k up front but it would pay off in the long run
Currently paying "dannyisnt" 20 bucks a pop

Haha well I know you do enjoy servicing me, but payment isn't necessary.

Seems like a cool pet. Does it drink beer?

[blunttech]

I'm sure it'd be one hell of a hand job. Also the fact he doesn't have front teeth....

I may look into one. 2k up front but it would pay off in the long run
Currently paying "dannyisnt" 20 bucks a pop

[Stanley Rockafella]

my GF calls me a sloth. I can see the resemblence. The hair (which constantly plugs the bath tub drain) and my toenails kinda resemble it's claws

[LivingLegend06]

How smart are these things and how accustom is he to people?
Does he do any tricks?
Does he just eat fruits and vegetables?
Is he full grown or do these things get bigger? I remember sid sloth from the ice age movies and he looked a bit bigger than this guy so I figure he still has some growing to do... thats solid logic right?

[Swanny]

Cost was over 2k and a reason why my e30's been hanging out off the road.

He's getting friendlier the more i work with him as he's associating me with food. He'll come out when he smells me. Still hesitant about meeting meeting new people though.

He really only poops once a week and its in the "litter box" that surrounds his climbing area. I use puppy house training pads underneath astroturf to separate the poop and pee. He doesn't smell but if his piss and shit mix it's something you don't forget.

Steve - His hands are incredibly strong and rather squishy. I'm sure it'd be one hell of a hand job. Also the fact he doesn't have front teeth....

[matthugie]

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Shoulda named him Chewbacca...

[blunttech]

Cool...and yeah, does he smell?? I did a report on sloth's in like 3rd grade, all I remember is that they're rather slow-moving creatures and that there are 2-and 3-toed varieties.

I would mod this one to a 3 toe model ...... i would think that would be an upgrade?? but I dont really know sloths

[blunttech]

is it possible to have sex with that? glory holes pic 4

[dougie30]

I wouldn't be able to sleep with that in my house

[MikeDE]

Cool...and yeah, does he smell?? I did a report on sloth's in like 3rd grade, all I remember is that they're rather slow-moving creatures and that there are 2-and 3-toed varieties.