David Hasselsloth

[Swanny]

That thing stares at you while you sleep. Real talk.

Thats great to know, will definitely go this route.



No certificates or anything needed for ownership. Are there any necessary to own certain animals? I have't heard of anything like that before except for exceptions for banned animals (research or educational).

[thatphysicsguy]

Did you have to get any certifications or take any sloth ownership courses?

[Cephas]

That thing stares at you while you sleep. Real talk.

[GAbOS]

I will +1 infrared heating. I've used it with great success with reptiles.

[Swanny]

Ironically his first 3 days in my house he spent in a closet. I thought that fit rather well. He also eats like a drunk hoff. Its an uncanny resemblance.

[Fusion]

Came here expecting video of drunk Hasselhoff.
I would have never thought of owning one of these, but this is cool.

[MattAvino]

Still waiting on pics of hasselsloth driving the e30.

[agent]

Well WOW. I agree I dont think I could sleep knowing the Hasselsloth is the next room plotting my demise.

I think its cool that you can though.

I don't know why I found this as funny as I did.

[XW70]

We need some video of this guy! such a cool pet

[Swanny]

My dog and the sloth are pretty chill together



He actually snuck up behind me the other day and scratched my head cause he was still hungry after I fed him.

Not sure if this gif will upload from my phone but.....

[DEV0 E30]

I'm pretty sure that cat above in the youtube video must be the most chill cat ever, at one point I thought, "Sloth, you're drunk, you're too rough." But the cat just took it, then the sloth was basically loving/eating the cat's neck. Kinda cute, kinda freaky...

Do you have other animals, you gonna let your sloth love up/strangle them?

[Swanny]

oil radiators are sealed, but use a ton of power.

We use them to keep the basement warm, once heated up they do a decent job of providing steady heat.

As far as temperature goes it needs to be above 70 for their digestive system to work properly. Honestly its a little like a reptiles.

[Swanny]

Cool as shit. He's going to freak chicks out, if your not married.

Bitches love the sloth. Im like that eclectic millionaire that lives up on a hill...oh shit I'm describing michael jackson,

[e30lov]

first thing I thought of

[shameson]

That sloth is pretty rad

Makes good memes too