Anyone here use a stool to poop with?

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  • Stanley Rockafella
    R3V Elite
    • Aug 2011
    • 4056

    #1

    Anyone here use a stool to poop with?

    Recently my crazy GF read somewhere that you should elevate you feet to create a squatting posture when taking a dump. So I grabbed this old green Rubbermade stepping stool and left it by the toilet.

    After the first time using it, i gotta tell ya, it's freakin amazing! you don't have to "push" at all. It all comes out like a machine is pushing silly string out. Not to mention, you never feel exhausted or tired like you need to take a nap after a fair-sized BM.

    If you have issues taking a dump, or just wanna try something new while on the toilet (rather than rubbing one out), I strongly recommend you try this out.

    Here's more info on it.

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  • mrsleeve
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    • Mar 2005
    • 16386

    #2
    we are designed to shit while squatting rather than sitting, hence when shitting in the woods is normally faster an works better than a port-a-shitter...............
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    • Stanley Rockafella
      R3V Elite
      • Aug 2011
      • 4056

      #3
      Here's a helpful youtube vid that explains it better :)

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      • FredK
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2003
        • 14752

        #4
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        • Raxe
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          • Nov 2006
          • 5346

          #5
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          • E30 Wagen
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            • Jul 2005
            • 3426

            #6
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            • slammin.e28
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              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #7
              I just watched a 3 minute 12 second video about pooping posture.

              If you go to Asia, everyone squats. There are basically holes in the ground with a "toilet seat" around them. They consider it unsanitary to sit on a toilet, but then again, they look better in old age, and seem to live longer.....



              Took some getting used to when I was in Beijing, but makes sense....as long as you don't loose balance after a large blast and let your nuts touch the dirty floor.
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              • matthugie
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                • Mar 2004
                • 1810

                #8
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                • F34R
                  sLaughter
                  • May 2009
                  • 12376

                  #9
                  Known of this for sometime now. I make it a habit to pass at least once a day. Nothing like; Shave, Shit and a shower. Come out all clean and light :)
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                  • Farbin Kaiber
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                    • Jul 2007
                    • 29502

                    #10
                    I blame Canada.

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                    • flyboyx
                      R3V OG
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 8371

                      #11
                      i guess you could just lean forward while you are sitting on the pot. maybe you would make a mud pie on the back wall of your toidy. that way your old lady will have something to brush off the next time she goes in there.
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                      • Ether-D
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                        • Sep 2011
                        • 2838

                        #12
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                        • Roysneon
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                          • Apr 2010
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                          #13
                          I read about the fact that humans are built to squat while squatting and I've tried having my knees elevated a couple times. It makes sense.
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                          • slammin.e28
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                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Roysneon
                            I read about the fact that humans are built to squat while squatting and I've tried having my knees elevated a couple times. It makes sense.
                            Makes sense.
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                            • Xat1cZ
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                              • Jan 2012
                              • 2020

                              #15
                              I don't usually squat, but when I do it's when I squat.



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