Miley at the VMAs

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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #1

    Miley at the VMAs

    Did Miley Cyrus think that sticking one's tongue out that far was supposed to be sexy?

    I for one prefer more demure tossing of my salad from a lady. This would make me feel like someone's trying to taste what I ate for dinner. This kind of aggressiveness should be reserved for Orange is the New Black on Netflix.
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    Do not want.
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    Miley who? I forgot when I saw Lady Gaga's performance.
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  • AwakenNoMore
    E30 Fanatic
    • Dec 2010
    • 1291

    #2
    I like my women damaged, she'll do fine.
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    • JinormusJ
      R3V OG
      • Dec 2011
      • 6887

      #3
      I saw YouTube vids


      DO NOT WANT

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      • Herr Faust Schinken
        No R3VLimiter
        • Feb 2012
        • 3580

        #4
        can she just make a tape and then fade into irrelevance like all the other ones do
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        • Farbin Kaiber
          Lil' Puppet
          • Jul 2007
          • 29502

          #5

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          • flyboyx
            R3V OG
            • Sep 2008
            • 8371

            #6
            if a chick can stick her tongue that far up a dude's ass, the dude is well....ghey. she could tongue fuck you deeply.
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            • emerson.
              E30 Addict
              • Jun 2012
              • 485

              #7
              wheres the option to pick "who really gives a shit, there more important things going on in the world"?


              Originally posted by LowR3V'in
              It's in the name e30tech not e30offtopic

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              • ST1G
                R3V OG
                • Oct 2012
                • 6689

                #8
                Last edited by ST1G; 08-28-2013, 06:42 PM.

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                • cale
                  R3VLimited
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 2331

                  #9
                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                  if a chick can stick her tongue that far up a dude's ass, the dude is well....ghey. she could tongue fuck you deeply.
                  This guy speaks truth, real men only allow half that much tongue in their fartbox.

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                  • Optimator
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1396

                    #10
                    Originally posted by emerson.
                    wheres the option to pick "who really gives a shit, there more important things going on in the world"?
                    It's actually built into your internet browser.

                    It's called the "back" button.
                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                    • AndrewBird
                      The Mad Scientist
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 11892

                      #11
                      What the fuck is a music video?

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                      • F34R
                        sLaughter
                        • May 2009
                        • 12390

                        #12
                        I love my women deranged, but her ass looks really bad. I am borderline want.
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                        • Farbin Kaiber
                          Lil' Puppet
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 29502

                          #13
                          Eh, looks like she'd be fun to degrade while on a 3 day meth bender in a Motel 6 in Bakersfield, CA.

                          Have a convo, no.

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                          • TDE30
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 7042

                            #14
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                            • agent
                              Vice Grand Pubaa
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 7960

                              #15


                              Originally posted by kronus
                              would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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