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  • Stanley Rockafella
    R3V Elite
    • Aug 2011
    • 4056

    #1

    my Anniversary with the old lady tomorrow

    What should I get?

    So far I got some beer (bottle of La Fin du Monde)
    and a variety pack of different condoms....

    Any other ideas?
    Last edited by Stanley Rockafella; 11-22-2013, 01:21 PM.
    If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!
  • delatlanta1281
    Dart Master
    • Mar 2006
    • 10317

    #2
    where you at?
    Yours truly,
    Rich
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    Originally posted by Rigmaster
    you kids get off my lawn.....

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    • Jorgen
      Grease Monkey
      • Aug 2011
      • 320

      #3
      if your classing it up with assorted condoms better grab some fancy lube too
      2011 JGC daily, 1985 944

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      • ST1G
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2012
        • 6689

        #4
        What is she into?


        More importantly, what does she look like. And I'm not looking for a description.

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        • Stanley Rockafella
          R3V Elite
          • Aug 2011
          • 4056

          #5
          Van City, BC

          hmmm, good point. We got some huge tubs of coconut oil in the cupboard. that should suffice, it's the organic stuff :)

          dunno....white chic, brown hair, little fluffy around the edges...just how I like it ;D Keeps my skinny brown a$$ warm in the cold months ;)

          likes cuddles and organic stuff. She's studying wholistic nutricion(sp?)
          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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          • mrsleeve
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Mar 2005
            • 16385

            #6
            How log have you been togeather? ????
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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            • AdironRider
              No R3VLimiter
              • Dec 2004
              • 3491

              #7
              My first question is who has a wife and still uses condoms?
              Back to my roots

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              • Stanley Rockafella
                R3V Elite
                • Aug 2011
                • 4056

                #8
                8 yrs

                gf
                If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                • ST1G
                  R3V OG
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 6689

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
                  Van City, BC

                  hmmm, good point. We got some huge tubs of coconut oil in the cupboard. that should suffice, it's the organic stuff :)

                  dunno....white chic, brown hair, little fluffy around the edges...just how I like it ;D Keeps my skinny brown a$$ warm in the cold months ;)

                  likes cuddles and organic stuff. She's studying wholistic nutricion(sp?)
                  Fluffy on the edges? Like she has weird body hair? I would get her an organic razor.

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                  • mrsleeve
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 16385

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AdironRider
                    My first question is who has a wife and still uses condoms?
                    those of us who dont want to have chillens yet and whos woman reacts badly to hormonal B/C techniques


                    Stanley: diamond earnings something in the 3/4 Ct total weight realm.
                    Last edited by mrsleeve; 11-22-2013, 03:59 PM.
                    Originally posted by Fusion
                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                    William Pitt-

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                    • Stanley Rockafella
                      R3V Elite
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 4056

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mrsleeve
                      those of us who dont want to have chillens yet and whos woman reacts badly to hormonal B/C techniques


                      Stanley: diamond earnings something in the 3/4 Ct total weight realm.
                      I would, but she insists that we can't buy each other anything over 5 or 10 bucks.

                      Also I don't have those kind of funds :(

                      Anyone try those Naturalamb condoms? they sound amazing from online reviews
                      If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                      • LJ851
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 7918

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella

                        Anyone try those Naturalamb condoms? they sound amazing from online reviews


                        Why don't you just cut to the chase and fuck a sheep ?
                        Lorin


                        Originally posted by slammin.e28
                        The M30 is God's engine.

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                        • Fusion
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 3658

                          #13
                          This thread is off to a promising start.

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                          • mrsleeve
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 16385

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
                            I would, but she insists that we can't buy each other anything over 5 or 10 bucks.

                            Also I don't have those kind of funds :(

                            Anyone try those Naturalamb condoms? they sound amazing from online reviews
                            then get a good simulant like moissanite for about 500 bucks a CT. A pair with a 1/2ct tw will run you about 250ish in decent gold setting. This is a very good simulant that is acctually better than the real thing in many ways and you will get better flash and sparkle out of them because the color and clarity are much much much better than a real diamond in this price range. these are NOT CZ's they are far better than that and unless you have a loupe and trained eye no one will ever know the differance

                            Round Moissanite stud earrings with a 4-prong basket design. Choose friction, screw, or locking posts in 14k white or yellow gold.
                            Last edited by mrsleeve; 11-22-2013, 05:27 PM.
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                            William Pitt-

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                            • E30_Pare
                              R3V OG
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 7801

                              #15
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