Happy H-day!

[BlackbirdM3]

I went to work, after work I'll go home and decide if I want to go for a bike ride. Following that, I'll eat dinner alone and go to bed. Loads of excitement there, just like every other day/night.

Will

[Thizzelle]

Halfway through a bottle of Chardonnay, r3v decides which ex I call first:

A) Blonde, lawyer, mad as a hatter - was on medication to keep her level, sex was average.

B) Brunette, nurse, first long term girlfriend, we were into some kinky stuff in the bedroom, we're still good friends (eventually).

C) Brunette, ex commis chef for G. Ramsey, now a tv journalist, could actually suck a golf ball through a garden hose, the only girl to make me pass out after a blowjob, also now a rug muncher, so this one might not go down well(!).

those are all bad options but I'd take 1 because just sex and no emotions

[z31maniac]

So what happened Senor Smoo?

[DEV0 E30]

Are you gonna ask the hosts which one to call? ;)

Loveline listeners out there recommend option B.

So C is not on your land mass? That's like 1200 nautical miles away. Unless you can get C on a plane/train/indigenous mammal that travels at fast speed to your location.

Usually the crazy ones aren't a bore, interesting.

1. Take away medication.
2. Consume far too much wine. It probably can't be mixed with alcohol, thus...
3. Crazy Train
4. IF you were to wake up tomorrow, and can remember you had a time.
5. Profit.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Are you gonna ask the hosts which one to call? ;)

Haha negative! Host is my brother in another city, and I know my old man listens in online (another city again).

[thatphysicsguy]

Brb gotta do my radio phone in, then I'll be back to answer more questions.

Are you gonna ask the hosts which one to call? ;)

[Ray Smoodiver]

Brb gotta do my radio phone in, then I'll be back to answer more questions.

[F34R]

disregard all other plans. Be a true alpha and send her a chocolate dipped dick pic

100% success
guaranteed

ftfy

[Dj Buttchug]

disregard all other plans. Be a true alpha and send her a dick pic

100% success
guaranteed

[bruner]

its all B then. hopefully its a slow night in the hospital.

The patients can wait. So what if someone needs a heart transplant? This guy needs a little sexy time.

[matthugie]

Based on the information I have provided, you are either into crazies, or into blondes.

Neither set is mutually exclusive, I note.

No, I've just fucked a few lawyers. The medication to keep level, yes. But the sex has never been average...

[Dj Buttchug]

B is 1.9km (1.2 of your american miles) but on call at the hospital (paediatric nurse).

C is around 570km (i don't even know of your american miles) so yeaaaa.

its all B then. hopefully its a slow night in the hospital.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Side note, for Ray I vote A.

Based on the information I have provided, you are either into crazies, or into blondes.

Neither set is mutually exclusive, I note.

[Ray Smoodiver]

which one is closest to you

B is 1.9km (1.2 of your american miles) but on call at the hospital (paediatric nurse).

C is around 570km (i don't even know of your american miles) so yeaaaa.

[matthugie]

Side note, for Ray I vote A.