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  • mrcheezle19
    E30 Fanatic
    • Apr 2012
    • 1451

    #1

    I Found Our Next Group Buy

    If we all ban together I think we can pull it off guys. Clearly she doesn't state how many people the Bidder can be so we got 12 hours. Since most of r3v blows it in 8 seconds we can probably all get 2 or 3 rounds in.

    NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/placing_a_bid.html NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS
    Last edited by CorvallisBMW; 04-04-2014, 01:26 PM.


    Originally posted by blunttech
    Dude this is r3v. 20 bucks gets you a used timing belt or a low mileage head gasket
  • Joe G
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2942

    #2
    Would bang.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

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    • Thizzelle
      R3V Elite
      • Oct 2008
      • 4422

      #3
      she is not going to know WTF to do and it's going to suck. Would rather spend 1k on a pornstar that'll make your dick pop for an hour.
      "I wanna see da boat movie"
      "I got a tree on my house"

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      • ButtJuice
        R3VLimited
        • Dec 2009
        • 2609

        #4
        Too lazy to read full details, are we bidding to make her our sex slave?
        sigpic

        1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
        1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
        1991 318is - Sold
        1986 325 - Sold

        Instagram - Lamoursum

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        • Deltron Dirty30
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2010
          • 2436

          #5
          tfw no sex slave
          Originally posted by HarryPotter
          not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
          Instagram: @jstnlws

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          • Jorgen
            Grease Monkey
            • Aug 2011
            • 320

            #6
            Originally posted by Thizzelle
            she is not going to know WTF to do and it's going to suck. Would rather spend 1k on a pornstar that'll make your dick pop for 12 hours straight.
            corrected....
            2011 JGC daily, 1985 944

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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #7
              Yeah ummmm. No.

              $110k to fuck something that doesn't know how to fuck. No. Virginity is nice and all when you are 17, but a grown man isn't gonna want to plunk down a cash buy of a sportscar for an awkward fucksesh with an unskilled operator. I think of it like paying to drive your dream car, you get to be the first driver, but it's only gonna be break-in miles, no high RPM banging the limiter with oversteer in every corner.

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              • Mlarsen
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2010
                • 4082

                #8
                I'd be pretty pissed off if I spent over 100k on a chick without seeing her face and she turns out to have a busted face.

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                • Dakotademon7
                  E30 Addict
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 446

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Thizzelle
                  she is not going to know WTF to do and it's going to suck. Would rather spend 1k on a pornstar that'll make your dick pop for an hour.
                  That's just the way I see it to.
                  sigpichttp://www.germanaudiospecialties.com/

                  1986 325es :early:

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                  • illest318i
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 1472

                    #10
                    She's too tall..






                    I would bang tho!
                    IG: @_j.wn

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                    • slaterd
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 1731

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mrcheezle19
                      If we all ban together I think we can pull it off guys. Clearly she doesn't state how many people the Bidder can be so we got 12 hours. Since most of r3v blows it in 8 seconds we can probably all get 2 or 3 rounds in.

                      http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/placing_a_bid.html
                      So...didn't read between the lines that you wrote...opened the link AT WORK. I was reported to the administration and I had the head of IT and my manager come to my office asking why I was on that site. Thank you for not explaining in full detail for what kind of portal I was going to be stepping into.
                      Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                      This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054

                        #12
                        ^^ That is why I scrolled through before clicking link at work with my boss on the computer next to me.

                        Thanks mang!
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                        • slaterd
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 1731

                          #13
                          I am just too trusting of R3V....
                          Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                          This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                          • DEV0 E30
                            R3V OG
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 8822

                            #14
                            Originally posted by slaterd
                            I am just too trusting of R3V....
                            Fatal mistake brother.
                            Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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                            • Thizzelle
                              R3V Elite
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 4422

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jorgen
                              corrected....
                              it's like 1k an hour unless you feed them coke and not the classic kind
                              "I wanna see da boat movie"
                              "I got a tree on my house"

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