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    Sugarfree Redbull in your J-bombs will get you drunker

    Behold the glory of science!

    Cliffnotes: Drink Diet Coke and Sailor Jerry and you'll get more drunk than with classic coke.
    Or Sugarfree Redbull will get you more fucked up than the regular stuff you've been using.




    LOS ANGELES - Alcoholic drinks mixed with artificial sweeteners get you drunker, new research finds.

    It took a group of Australian researchers, lots of orange-flavored vodka and a few tipsy volunteers to reach this scientific conclusion.

    They found that artificial sweeteners found in such popular mixers as Diet Coke and sugar-free Red Bull lead to a high rate of alcohol absorption, resulting in a greater blood alcohol peak and concentration than from drinks made with sugar-based mixers.

    The reason, Australian investigators told attendees at Digestive Disease Week 2006, is the accelerated emptying of the stomach caused by artificial sweetening agents.

    Dr. Chris Rayner and colleagues at Royal Adelaide Hospital studied eight healthy male volunteers. On one day, the subjects consumed an orange-flavored vodka drink made from alcohol and a mixer sweetened with sugar containing 478 calories. On the second day, the men drank the same amount of alcohol with a diet mixer containing 225 calories.

    The researchers measured the rate of stomach emptying using ultrasound technology. Blood samples were also taken at 30-minute intervals for three hours.

    The stomach had emptied half of its contents in 15.3 minutes after the diet drink and 21.1 minutes with the sugar-sweetened drink.

    The peak blood alcohol concentration was significantly higher with the diet drink than with the regular drink. The blood alcohol concentration was also higher with the artificial sweetener than with the sugar-sweetened drink.

    “It was surprising how much of a difference the artificial sweetener made,” Rayner said.

    “People tend to consume more because of the lower calorie content,” he told Reuters Health. “These drinks also tend to be consumed at times other than meal times, when food would slow gastric emptying.”

    The findings have public health significance, Rayner said. He recommends that product labeling include information on the intoxicating qualities of artificially sweetened alcoholic drinks. There could be legal implications for those driving home, as well, he noted.

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    Enjoy all!

    #2
    Ill stick to my nice safe drugs thank you

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      #3
      so what he is trying to say is we drink regular and give the girls diet then?

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        #4
        Exactly, which is how it works already.
        Back to my roots

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          #5
          Originally posted by bimmers4life
          so what he is trying to say is we drink regular and give the girls diet then?
          why?

          :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

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            #6
            Heeter, I told you this shit 3 months ago. I've been using the diet stuff for 2 years.

            Try rockstar, the diet stuff works even better.

            -Charlie
            Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
            '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
            FYYFF

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              #7
              Originally posted by Charlie
              Heeter, I told you this shit 3 months ago. I've been using the diet stuff for 2 years.

              Try rockstar, the diet stuff works even better.

              -Charlie
              maybe, who knows


              either way, budget heeter will be getting fucked up and macking on some fat chicks...

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                #8
                Originally posted by rwh11385
                maybe, who knows


                either way, budget heeter will be getting fucked up and macking on some fat chicks...
                That is why you get them really drunk and you not so much, so you dont end up with the fuglies. You need to learn from Charlie - and his 300 lb. mistake.
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                  #9
                  WIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMAN

                  sometimes someone has to be nice to the big girl, or no one is hooking up. and shit, not gonna talk to flourbag-tit girl sober!



                  drunk, she has a pretty face and big tits.... ignorance (or beer goggles) is bliss.

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                    #10
                    So you are the designated wingman? If so, and there is a set scheme in place so that your bud can hookup with the hottie, ok. But T.Max in his scenario was going more "on the fly".
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                      #11
                      it's a call in the night. if the roommate brings in his new girl and she's trailed by her whale of a friend and no other girls are there and no other guys (or willing ones), it's my responsibility to increase my alcohol intake so that I can at least entertain her.



                      if we mess around, i can always tally it up to wingman duty and the alcohol. win-win ftw. and hopefully it was worth it for him.

                      i danced with some huge heffer in cabo just so someone else could get close to a cutie. of course, i sobered up and realize she was the size of a short bus and ran away. but then i was dancing with a very frisky attractive chick and he buddied up with her duff friend.

                      all works out.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by DaveCN
                        That is why you get them really drunk and you not so much, so you dont end up with the fuglies. You need to learn from Charlie - and his 300 lb. mistake.
                        Eh, fish story - she was about 250.

                        -Charlie
                        Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                        '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                        FYYFF

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                          #13
                          hahahha.

                          what's beautiful about girls is their desire to stick together. I mean, it bites if you aren't drunk enough to not care and have to tend the large sheep while your friend is talking to lil boo peep...

                          but a sneaky stragety is to get drunk and go up and talk to the lesser attractive girl. this will not only make the hot one jealous and make an opening for your friend, but reeling in a whale is easier being she'll swim to you and the marlin will follow...

                          score

                          fat chicks are also a good indication of extreme intoxication, like a barometer of beer.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by rwh11385
                            WIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMAN

                            sometimes someone has to be nice to the big girl, or no one is hooking up. and shit, not gonna talk to flourbag-tit girl sober!



                            drunk, she has a pretty face and big tits.... ignorance (or beer goggles) is bliss.
                            Shes not bad at all. I don't mind some extra baggage if she has a good looking face. Its the fat AND ugly ones that should be avoided.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by h0lmes
                              Shes not bad at all. I don't mind some extra baggage if she has a good looking face. Its the fat AND ugly ones that should be avoided.
                              she's pushing 220 at least.

                              your pelvis must hate you...

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