Best & worsd drivers in U.S. Congrats Oregon

[StereoInstaller1]

I have lived and driven in several major and minor metropolitan areas. I will go on record saying that Detroit is the best place to drive, except for the condition of the roads. Insanely fast, highly aggressive drivers just rock!

Here in Oregon, if the dude smoking a joint at the front of the pack just sits there through a light, no one even honks...unless it is to bum a hit.

I was just driving the E30 the other day, taking my kid to school. Got off of the freeway, flicked the left blinker...looking right, I see an old woman, like 234 years old, flip me off. Blew my fucking mind, let me tell you. Some old biddy who was doing like 32 MPH on the freeway has the fucking blood pressure to flip me off? I was shocked she could see over the dash well enough to pilot the thing at all!

Oregon: Shit drivers, High scores. Trust me on this fellas, Oregon drivers SUCK! I don't know how many times some fucking furry trust-fund hippy waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in her '03 Forrester (furrister?) cuts me off while I am doing 5 MPH over the limit and does a raging 25 second dash up to 45, while yapping on her cell phone, eating a vegetarian twinkie!

Fuck. I hate this place. Plus now that my van has signs all over it saying the name of my fucking business I can't even drive like a dick!
DAMMIT!!!

Oh well. High scores, shitty drivers.

Luke

[Kilomph]

Not surprising at all. Everytime I go for a ride I end up frustrated as hell. People just don't know/give a fuck about the rules of the road, then throw in cell phones/fast food/H2s and you're pretty much driving with the mentally handicapped. I'd love to be a State Trooper. BTW, what do state troopers do besides sit on the fucking side of the road? They don't make house calls, right?

[Sour_Kraut]

umm 8% change clothes whilst driving. dont quite understand y someone needs to change clothes while their driving. I think your (US) speed limits are quite low actually.

[Mot]

Josh If you drove in portland on any kind of daily basis, you would agree that Oregon drivers seriously suck ass. People are such pussies up here it's not funny. People actaully drive the speed limits or under just about every where. No one bothers to signal they just cut you off, but god forbid I try and pass them because I dont feel like driving 55 fucking mph the whole way to the beach when there is no one else on the road excpet the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in their goddamn grandam grandma car.


But seriously, every one here has to be retarted high, its the only explenation for our driving style.

[e30vert]

Misterlance - Spend some time in my neck of the woods. California is car culture country.....everyone here, legal and illegal, has a car and the vast majority cannot drive. I've spent 35 years here so I have a pretty good idea of the insanity.

Compared to where I live, I think Oregon is rather toned down.

Jon

Edit: And to make matters worse, our roads suck too.

And people are on cellphones while lowering thier mirrors to check thier lipstick while changing radio stations. While wearing BIG BUG like sunglasses so they can appear to be high fashion fucken models.

Every time I see one of those bitches I start going BZZZ,ZZZZzzzzzzzzz BZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Sean]

Scores on those tests don't matter at all.

Uhh...who cares if you don't know HOW MANY FEET TO TURN YOUR BRIGHTS off at. God, it's called COMMON SENSE! lets see...how far do my brights go?? I don't know about you guys, but mine seem to go for miles (ok..maybe not...but still!), so if I even see a car, I turn them off out of sheer respect for the other driver.

Idaho ranked high too, which is bullshit. I cannot even begin to count how many times people pull out in front of me and don't accelerate. Or, don't know what to do when a light turns green...or do, but take about 10 minutes to do it, by which time the light is red and no one has gotten thru it!

I can't believe people complain about traffic here. I mean, if people would just accelerate a LITTLE BIT more quickly - like, reaching the speed limit before reaching the next stop light 5 miles away, WE MIGHT GET SOMEWHERE!!!

Oh, did I mention how hard it is for people to merge? Oh yes...so, because they're such a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, I'll romp past them, and then they get all pisse.d Yea, umm, it's not my fault you're a frickin homo and don't know how to get ON a freeway, WHILE accererlating. YEA - actually, there was one time when this lady came to the end of the onramp...AND STOPPED! That was on my way home though - the car behind her swerved around her, and I honked (which I rarely do) HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE????

Sorry, end of my rant...but seriously, this stupid test means jack shit. The only way to truely tell how one drives on the street is to watch them do just that.

Arguing about driving abilities is a never ending battle anyway. I can honestly say the ONLY place that I've ever driven and not gotten frustrated out of my mind has to be the Twin Cities, and Denver - Denver was actually alright. Despite the massive amount of traffic, people were paying attention for the most part, and knowing how to move and merge. If you took everyone from Idaho and put them in Denver - it'd be chaos! lol