I'm new...

[shiraz]

Sam, my dear, your boyfriend (unless he is unlike 99.9999999% of males) would very much like to see one of those girls give you a lap dance.

Trust me on this.

Oh I don't doubt that. I don't think I could actually like...do full out lesbian stuff with another girl, but I'd kiss a goodlooking girl for him, no sweat. I try to be a good girlfriend lol.

[Jand3rson]

so did you get beat up yesterday for being an emo fag?

what does here have anything to do with there? (where she is posting from) who gives a crap.

Nope, but if there's ever a "fags on messageboards who use the same insults every time they post" day, you'll get the shit kicked out of you.

Just be quiet.

[shiraz]

you're just going to be too blitz drunk to know better when the moment comes.

w00t

Did you miss the whole I-don't-get-drunk discussion? lol

No way if I were gonna do it I would wanna be mostly sober so I could enjoy the look on his face.

[Jand3rson]

Did you miss the whole I-don't-get-drunk discussion? lol

No way if I were gonna do it I would wanna be mostly sober so I could enjoy the look on his face.

It would probably be this:

[rwh11385]

Oh I don't doubt that. I don't think I could actually like...do full out lesbian stuff with another girl, but I'd kiss a goodlooking girl for him, no sweat. I try to be a good girlfriend lol.

like previously alluded to.

shitfaced drunk + bf + hot girl = blacked out threesome



oh yeah:

[Dave]

Oh I don't doubt that. I don't think I could actually like...do full out lesbian stuff with another girl, but I'd kiss a goodlooking girl for him, no sweat. I try to be a good girlfriend lol.

Hey, you just letting her do her thing on you would be good enough for the average guy. And if a kiss got thrown in - he'd be near nirvana. No need to take it further - leave it to his imagination......

[rwh11385]

Did you miss the whole I-don't-get-drunk discussion? lol

No way if I were gonna do it I would wanna be mostly sober so I could enjoy the look on his face.

wtf

you actually think i would pay attention to what you've said?


this is boring me. you're not easily rocked or upset. nothing like Josh. you can blow his skirt up easily

[shiraz]

wtf

you actually think i would pay attention to what you've said?


this is boring me. you're not easily rocked or upset. nothing like Josh. you can blow his skirt up easily

Ah. So you're the one who thinks he's the real shit disturber here.

I know your type. :p

[Jand3rson]

this is boring me. you're not easily rocked or upset. nothing like Josh. you can blow his skirt up easily

Emo kids don't wear skirts. I'm rocking girl's jeans.

[shiraz]

Emo kids don't wear skirts. I'm rocking girl's jeans.

From the Gap?

[Jand3rson]

From the Gap?

No, but that's where I got my messenger bag. My mom sewed on the "My Chemical Romance" patch for me.

[shiraz]

No, but that's where I got my messenger bag. My mom sewed on the "My Chemical Romance" patch for me.

:rofl: that's awesome. I can't get gap jeans to fit me...I have GIRL hips. Seems even their girls' jeans only fit guys.

[rwh11385]

Emo kids don't wear skirts. I'm rocking girl's jeans.

there was a "hip" emo guy who wrote a column in the school paper about how to buy women's jeans


i was sick and almost vomitted in class as i read it

[shiraz]

there was a "hip" emo guy who wrote a column in the school paper about how to buy women's jeans


i was sick and almost vomitted in class as i read it

Ah well, to each their own.

[Jand3rson]

:rofl: that's awesome. I can't get gap jeans to fit me...I have GIRL hips. Seems even their girls' jeans only fit guys.

Ha ha ha, that's rad. Fuck their jeans if you can't wear them just because you've got hips. I LOVE me some good looking hips on girls.