Girlfriend Cheated on me...

[navytapaul]

yep, officially wierd

[ajhostetter]

Vote to change thread title to "Is getting pegged by your wife/GF gay?"

[Todd Black 88]

You smell funny!

[estoguy]

Your face is weird! ;)

[Todd Black 88]

^
Thread just got wierd.

[estoguy]

I'd lean deep in her fender.....NAWWHATIMEAN!?!?!

I NAWWHATYOUMEAN!

Speaking my language, bro!

And Mike, thanks for the lesson. This has been noted and logged for future reference. ;)

Just for the record, if she wants to do anal sex on you (and it doesn't involve a guy), it's not gay, so don't worry about it.

[slammin.e28]

That's why you have to read the body language of the mirror touch....it's all fun and games until she tells you to close your eyes untill she comes back....


--Mike

Or it can be all fun and games all the time.....

[15Michaeljoseph]

Wait a minute.....this could go one or more ways.....

That's why you have to read the body language of the mirror touch....it's all fun and games until she tells you to close your eyes untill she comes back....


--Mike

[jalopi]

oh dear

[slammin.e28]

If she touches the mirrors at any time, she's a girl who wants anal whether you like it or not.

Wait a minute.....this could go one or more ways.....

[jalopi]

If she touches the mirrors at any time, she's a girl who wants anal whether you like it or not

Will this work with other model vehicles? If so I'll try it on my wife with the s4 and post results. If she puts a hand on the mirror then she gets a surprise next time we doggy.

because seriously you won't waste your time with the first month or two of dating just to get to the point where you pop the question and they say, "hell no"

[slammin.e28]

Time to go to the local collage bars and ask chicks to lean on my car.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Will this work with other model vehicles? If so I'll try it on my wife with the s4 and post results. If she puts a hand on the mirror then she gets a surprise next time we doggy.

[15Michaeljoseph]

I laughed pretty hard at this... new best reply in the thread.

So then what would her position be relative to the car if she wasn't a deep fender leaner? LOL

hahaha... If she wasn't a deep fender leaner, she might be a hand-on-the-quarter panel-leaner, in which case the percentage is equivalent to whatever year your car is.... so '91 guys be careful; likely she's a hoe.
The only real safe positions are the 'Ass-n-Kidney's' lean, the 'trunk roundel peepin, babe hide my plate' lean and of course the 'thighs over four eyes' lean, aka front fender leaning.

If her hands touch the car, and she's posing backwards, RUN away. If she touches the mirrors at any time, she's a girl who wants anal whether you like it or not. wants to put a foot up on your diving boards? this girl wants to put a foot up on your life and you'll swear that 'that time of the month' is once a week. the 'arms over your iS spoiler' lean also very bad. might as well just leave her there and drive off.

that's the only way that makes sense to me anyway. :)

I'd lean deep in her fender.....NAWWHATIMEAN!?!?!

Man, I think we go beyond agreeing ;) I know exactly what you mean.

Ware R De Nooooodzzz lanks lol



--Mike

[jalopi]

slammin you're killing me dude