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  • ThatOneEuroE30
    R3V OG
    • Dec 2013
    • 8626

    #121
    Originally posted by ST1G







    If that's his gf 10/10


    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
    1991 318i 4dr slick top


    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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    • estoguy
      E30 Enthusiast
      • May 2013
      • 1087

      #122
      Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph
      Based off those pics, she's a deep fender-leaner, that is to say she goes for the back of the fender for a picture, and psychologically, that should have been all the warning OP needed. 98% of deep fender-leaners are hoes. That's a good second or third date test, 'can I take a picture of you and my car?' works every time. ;)

      Seriously, OP, congrats on finding a new girl so quick, good on you. Don't let this experience sour your future relationships, and don't think that because you got tricked by a sloot that all girls are like this. It's hard to explain but just don't completely let your guard down, I guess, because you never really can tell. Have fun right? Getting blindsided is a sorry fact of the experience I guess. Feelings are feelings, and you seem to be doing well.

      And with wheels like those... why wouldn't you be? :)


      Also, still waiting on teh noods.


      --Mike
      I laughed pretty hard at this... new best reply in the thread.

      So then what would her position be relative to the car if she wasn't a deep fender leaner? LOL
      Estoguy
      1986 BMW 325, Alpenweiss ~ "Elsa"

      Need a photographer, come visit my site: http://estoguy.wix.com/unique-perspectives

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      • FubarE28
        Noobie
        • May 2015
        • 15

        #123

        This song might help on a long drive

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        • slammin.e28
          שמע ישראל
          • May 2010
          • 12054

          #124
          Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
          If that's his gf 10/10
          If what r3v says is troo....well, I'll let the pic do the talking...

          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          • slammin.e28
            שמע ישראל
            • May 2010
            • 12054

            #125
            Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph
            Based off those pics, she's a deep fender-leaner, that is to say she goes for the back of the fender for a picture, and psychologically, that should have been all the warning OP needed. 98% of deep fender-leaners are hoes. That's a good second or third date test, 'can I take a picture of you and my car?' works every time. ;)

            Seriously, OP, congrats on finding a new girl so quick, good on you. Don't let this experience sour your future relationships, and don't think that because you got tricked by a sloot that all girls are like this. It's hard to explain but just don't completely let your guard down, I guess, because you never really can tell. Have fun right? Getting blindsided is a sorry fact of the experience I guess. Feelings are feelings, and you seem to be doing well.

            And with wheels like those... why wouldn't you be? :)


            Also, still waiting on teh noods.


            --Mike
            I'd lean deep in her fender.....NAWWHATIMEAN!?!?!
            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            • ThatOneEuroE30
              R3V OG
              • Dec 2013
              • 8626

              #126
              I can't stop laughing Lulz


              1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
              1991 318i 4dr slick top


              Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
              Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
              Mtech 2 turbo restoration
              Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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              • slammin.e28
                שמע ישראל
                • May 2010
                • 12054

                #127


                I'll just leave this here....
                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                • jalopi
                  Banned
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 2370

                  #128


                  slammin you're killing me dude

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                  • 15Michaeljoseph
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 1693

                    #129
                    Originally posted by estoguy
                    I laughed pretty hard at this... new best reply in the thread.

                    So then what would her position be relative to the car if she wasn't a deep fender leaner? LOL
                    hahaha... If she wasn't a deep fender leaner, she might be a hand-on-the-quarter panel-leaner, in which case the percentage is equivalent to whatever year your car is.... so '91 guys be careful; likely she's a hoe.
                    The only real safe positions are the 'Ass-n-Kidney's' lean, the 'trunk roundel peepin, babe hide my plate' lean and of course the 'thighs over four eyes' lean, aka front fender leaning.

                    If her hands touch the car, and she's posing backwards, RUN away. If she touches the mirrors at any time, she's a girl who wants anal whether you like it or not. wants to put a foot up on your diving boards? this girl wants to put a foot up on your life and you'll swear that 'that time of the month' is once a week. the 'arms over your iS spoiler' lean also very bad. might as well just leave her there and drive off.

                    that's the only way that makes sense to me anyway. :)

                    Originally posted by slammin.e28
                    I'd lean deep in her fender.....NAWWHATIMEAN!?!?!
                    Man, I think we go beyond agreeing ;) I know exactly what you mean.

                    Ware R De Nooooodzzz lanks lol



                    --Mike
                    (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                    • Exodus_2pt0
                      R3V Elite
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 5943

                      #130
                      Will this work with other model vehicles? If so I'll try it on my wife with the s4 and post results. If she puts a hand on the mirror then she gets a surprise next time we doggy.
                      No E30 Club
                      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                      Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054

                        #131
                        Time to go to the local collage bars and ask chicks to lean on my car.
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                        • jalopi
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 2370

                          #132
                          Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph
                          If she touches the mirrors at any time, she's a girl who wants anal whether you like it or not
                          Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                          Will this work with other model vehicles? If so I'll try it on my wife with the s4 and post results. If she puts a hand on the mirror then she gets a surprise next time we doggy.


                          because seriously you won't waste your time with the first month or two of dating just to get to the point where you pop the question and they say, "hell no"

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                          • slammin.e28
                            שמע ישראל
                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #133
                            Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph
                            If she touches the mirrors at any time, she's a girl who wants anal whether you like it or not.
                            Wait a minute.....this could go one or more ways.....
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                            • jalopi
                              Banned
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 2370

                              #134
                              oh dear

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                              • 15Michaeljoseph
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Aug 2013
                                • 1693

                                #135
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                                Wait a minute.....this could go one or more ways.....
                                That's why you have to read the body language of the mirror touch....it's all fun and games until she tells you to close your eyes untill she comes back....


                                --Mike
                                (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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