Is getting pegged by your wife/gf gay?

[e30RS]

HAaaaaaa Bass to trout! Kah-lassic.

[Melon]

Never go bass to trout.

[flyboyx]

you are simply missing out my friend

the biggest problem with butts is the smell....and its ghey.

[Haystack]

Wow. I never really come into the OT section of R3V. It's weird in here.




But Butt Stuff is A-OK.

[george graves]

You forgot a reference to someone millennials don't know about/dislike so as to cement your old man status.

Damn millennials and your gender fluid, Bruce Jenner safe anal space for pedopile handicap turd burglers! Respect us old guys like Wilford Brimley, we can't get a goddamn reach around. Diabetes. Diabetes. Diabetes.

[kickinindian]

I would jerk it to the thought of said old lady jamming a 24 inch dildo up her ass....yeah....man.....eh..... yuk.....nvm

well whenever im in texass ill be sure to look you up :giggle:

[flyboyx]

I would jerk it to the thought of said old lady jamming a 24 inch dildo up her ass....yeah....man.....eh..... yuk.....nvm

[kickinindian]

must be a weird experience beating off into a cup at a doctors office

nah i do it at home, then you have to take a totally not conspicuous cup with a bright orange lid to a nice old lady

[MrBurgundy]

must be a weird experience beating off into a cup at a doctors office

[kickinindian]

no wonder she got preggo even though youre "sterlie" ... now Im not sure if its yours

lol i sent in my second test and i am still sending the sailors to the pacific, so def. mine

[2mAn]

im down for it once in awhile but i do all kinds of weird shit with my wife and only ever her so i just figure it all rolled up into our sexy shenanigans so w/e

no wonder she got preggo even though youre "sterlie" ... now Im not sure if its yours

[kickinindian]

im down for it once in awhile but i do all kinds of weird shit with my wife and only ever her so i just figure it all rolled up into our sexy shenanigans so w/e

[roguetoaster]

You forgot a reference to someone millennials don't know about/dislike so as to cement your old man status.

[george graves]

I miss the good old days where f**king a goat was considered weird.

Damn millennials and your gender fluid, Bruce Jenner safe anal space for pedopile handicap turd burglers.

(PS - Did I miss insulting someone? I was going for a shotgun approach there.)

[Joe G]

OP is gayer than 4 guys blowing 5 guys though.

EL OH EL.

Thanks for digging this gem up. I love this place.


ps. not gay.