Best reasons you've broken up/split up with someone

[acolella76]

One summer I was hooking up with this one girl I went to high school with while she was in town. I didn't want a relationship since I had just gotten out of a 2+ year relationship, and I did everything I could to make this abundantly clear. I'm not sure if she didn't care or maybe she didn't understand, but after about a week of seeing each other this girl started talking about how we're going to "make it work" when she goes back to school. So I told her I wanted to have a 3 way with her sister and she told me to gtfo

[ST1G]

she wouldn't shower after crazy sweaty glazed donut sex, hot as hell, playboy real titties short blond hair perfect round ass, etc, etc

Pics or ban.

[steve68]

Pics or ban.

sorry dude, I'm 47, this was way before camera phones or cell phones, this was easily 93/94/95, and if I had that back then the shit I could have shown you, if you could plug a USB into my brain.... Johnny Mnemonic style,

[Stanley Rockafella]

a MS paint picture will suffice

[Mr. Tasty]

Pics or ban.

where are your pics broseph?

[J.Rizo]

a MS paint picture will suffice

lmfaaaooooo

[shameson]

sorry dude, I'm 47, this was way before camera phones or cell phones, this was easily 93/94/95, and if I had that back then the shit I could have shown you, if you could plug a USB into my brain.... Johnny Mnemonic style,

a MS paint picture will suffice

Probably along these lines

[ST1G]

where are your pics broseph?

Uhh, right here?

[steve68]

Probably along these lines
[ATTACH]97405[/ATTACH]

shorter hair, curves not muffin top fat, nice round ass,

[15Michaeljoseph]

Because she was shallow and into me for the wrong reasons. I guess I go against the younger male stereotypes... I'm more of a relationship kind of guy, not into a 'you can hook up with everybody and we'll be kinda dating since you'll be my primary, also I like your car buy me dinner when I want' kind of girl, and this is what she was.

You can never tell in the beginning... but give it a couple months and the true colors will come out.

[Todd Black 88]

Her vagina was too shallow for me.

[15Michaeljoseph]

Her vagina was too shallow for me.

/thread


--Mike

[Skafrog]

Crazy vs hot matrix

https://youtu.be/J19gC_5vHrg

This dude is an alderman in the city I live in. I love Franklin.

[DEV0 E30]

Her vagina was too shallow for me.

/thread


--Mike

Winner!

This dude is an alderman in the city I live in. I love Franklin.

Sounds like he's...



I know the word, but I think that's only the third time I've actually seen it used. Skafrog is fancy.

[Das Delfin]

I don't have anything funny or profound, but one time I was dating this crazy stupid bitch for too long (like..years) and she had a friend who she looked up to rather than bond with me, and long story short, her friend made her bf move out of their apartment, so my ex suggested we do the same. I broke up with her on the spot. Via text. Two days later she texts me for a dude's number, so I gave it to her. Then a week after that she's come down with some srs vd. Then her friend announces she's pregnant. Two months after that she hooks up with an (ex) friend of mine, and in another month, I find out my ex is also pregnant. Dodged a whole clip with that one...