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  • BimmerToad
    E30 Mastermind
    • Sep 2004
    • 1537
    #1

    Man Bites Panda ...

    ... after the panda bit him.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14922482/?GT1=8506


    The guy involved gives drunken migrant workers a bad rep.
    San Diego BMW repair -> Jake @ www.littlecarshop.com Great guy :up:
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    • E30 Wagen
      #2
      most random thread title ever

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        • DEV0 E30
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2004
          • 8813
          #3
          That just made my day.
          Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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            • Avus E30
              No R3VLimiter
              • Feb 2005
              • 3650
              #4
              hahahah take that you panda bitch
              HDE30 <3

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                • Fidhle007
                  I can fly, motherfucker
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 7209
                  #5
                  That's awesome! There's some others in the "Animal Peculiarity" section that are worth reading as well...
                  '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                  '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                  http://www.avarestoration.com

                  http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                  Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                  http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                    • ZinRot325i
                      Wrencher
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 291
                      #6
                      Ahhh-hahahahahaha!
                      Sounds like he deserved to get bitten.

                      Damn panda should have ripped his throat out, would have been a better story.
                      :wgaf:

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                        • Fidhle007
                          I can fly, motherfucker
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 7209
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Avus E30
                          hahahah take that you panda bitch
                          "I will not fuck her, that ugly panda bitch. If you panda, then you know that that ugliest panda bitch there is. I would not fuck her with a Koala's dick. That's right, I would rather lick my own balls than fuck that panda bitch..."
                          '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                          '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                          http://www.avarestoration.com

                          http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                          Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                          http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                            • Avus E30
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 3650
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Fidhle007
                              "I will not fuck her, that ugly panda bitch. If you panda, then you know that that ugliest panda bitch there is. I would not fuck her with a Koala's dick. That's right, I would rather lick my own balls than fuck that panda bitch..."
                              hahahahha I knew i remembered that from somewhere. Robin williams stand-up is hilarious, always.
                              HDE30 <3

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                                • fretburnr
                                  E30 Fanatic
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 1496
                                  #9
                                  lol thats funny stuff
                                  Jay

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                                    • ZinRot325i
                                      Wrencher
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 291
                                      #10
                                      Now I really want to have a pack of attack pandas patrolling my yard.
                                      See, wolves would keep people away...pandas will draw them in, THEN attack.

                                      So I've got entertainment and security all at once.
                                      :wgaf:

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                                        • DEV0 E30
                                          R3V OG
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 8813
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ZinRot325i
                                          Now I really want to have a pack of attack pandas patrolling my yard.
                                          See, wolves would keep people away...pandas will draw them in, THEN attack.

                                          So I've got entertainment and security all at once.
                                          I like the way you think.

                                          But a Chow with dyed hair could be cheaper...


                                          R3vstyle.
                                          Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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                                            • BimmerToad
                                              E30 Mastermind
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 1537
                                              #12
                                              I wonder if anyone has been mauled to death by a vicious panda. Be hard to take death by panda mauling seriously.
                                              San Diego BMW repair -> Jake @ www.littlecarshop.com Great guy :up:

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                                                • Avus E30
                                                  No R3VLimiter
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 3650
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by ZinRot325i
                                                  Now I really want to have a pack of attack pandas patrolling my yard.
                                                  See, wolves would keep people away...pandas will draw them in, THEN attack.

                                                  So I've got entertainment and security all at once.
                                                  hahaha priceless
                                                  HDE30 <3

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                                                    • uofom3
                                                      R3V Elite
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 5392
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                                                      I like the way you think.

                                                      But a Chow with dyed hair could be cheaper...


                                                      R3vstyle.
                                                      HAHAHA that is fucking great! This thread made my day.
                                                      PNW Crew
                                                      90 m3
                                                      06 m5

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                                                        • ZinRot325i
                                                          Wrencher
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 291
                                                          #15
                                                          Pfffft! I don't want a cheap ass gussied-up chow for security.

                                                          Death Pandas FTW!
                                                          :wgaf:

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