letting out silent farts all over the office.
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^^^lol
..now piped down from the laughter and in the urge or going thru some TWISTIESComment
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offering to give you my flashcards but then realized that you live in a different state, so it wouldn't do you any good. Too bad, cus then you'd get a 96% for P&C and 93% for Health in Oregon & Washington... good luck buddy. watch out for those trick questions... or is OR & WA the only states that do that?....Comment
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nursing busted knuckles from going over my sweethearts blower motor. Winters coming...need to have heat.
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.Comment
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