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[Ryan...]

UPDATE


Ended up going with both option 1 and 3 today :D

We went to look at rings with the girlfriend today, rather than me just winging it (God am I glad I had her essentially pick it!).

While she was distracted getting fitments I met with the salesman and bought it without her knowing, so it'll be here in February after they build it :D




After that we drove to my favorite gun shop in the world, Top Pack Defense, and bought the rifle and optic I've been drooling over for a while now:

[naplesE30]

Makes me want to bump some old threads blunt would chime in on to the top.

[kickinindian]

idk all the sexual tension kept me coming back

[Ryan...]

:rofl:

[flyboyx]

Lol! George....

Can you guys imagine whats going through the mind of some noob that has been registered about a week stumbling into this thread? He's probably saying: fuck this place! I'm otta here!

[CMBusch]

Meh... I still have a nostalgic soft spot for "Drops of Jupiter."

To each their own, I was just trying to be funny. We all like certain songs that we probably shouldn't...

My apologies. That soul sister thing was actually sarcasm. I was sure you were talking about the song: “marry me” since that is basically the theme of this thread before I derailed it with Mormon butthole pleasures.

Unfortunately, it's what popped into my head first. I'm not well versed enough in Trains' discography to know that song. Honestly, that seems to be par for the course in the off topic lounge on R3V.

[george graves]

for some reason, I apparently have the personality where people often come to me to solicit advice or just to unload.

Dude! I swear didn't know she had a penis. Does that make me gay? Oh wait, is this not a private PM? Damn it!!!!!!!!

[flyboyx]

Aw.....! will you at least buy me dinner first so we can get to know each other a little better? I guess as long as we dont have to stare into each others eyes or anything ghey like that its ok. Lol.

[Optimator]

My apologies. That soul sister thing was actually sarcasm. I was sure you were talking about the song: “marry me” since that is basically the theme of this thread before I derailed it with Mormon butthole pleasures.

Well hold up.

I would soak in your tight butthole any day if it meant I was straight. Which I totally am.

[flyboyx]

Yes, "Hey Soul Sister." Although, that's my mistake, I should've specified. All Train songs are shitty.

Edit: This got a outta hand... or in hand depending on how you see it. Regarding PA, that applies to small towns (not Philly or Pittsburgh). Anyone is more attractive than that guy with the missing teeth and dip lip that's already taken by his sister. I love the work arounds that girls make up to still be virgins. It's kind of annoying, but never a dealbreaker.

My apologies. That soul sister thing was actually sarcasm. I was sure you were talking about the song: “marry me” since that is basically the theme of this thread before I derailed it with Mormon butthole pleasures.

[supermansocks95]

I wasn't going to settle for less than 2k for a ring either, but my gf wants me to spend less on it. Maybe someday I'll get something better and surprise her. As of now, I'm paying at least 4k for our wedding next year, so I guess it will be nice to cut that cost a little and use it to pay off some debt.

[Schnitzer318is]

Yes, "Hey Soul Sister." Although, that's my mistake, I should've specified. All Train songs are shitty.

Meh... I still have a nostalgic soft spot for "Drops of Jupiter."

[CMBusch]

"hey soul sister"?

I was going to tell my ex boss's "butthole licking" story but it seems all the problems have been solved and everything is right with the r3v world. my advice isn't timely but the ring is probably the right choice. I am going to file this thread in my memory bank and come back to it in a few years to see. best of luck with this man.

Yes, "Hey Soul Sister." Although, that's my mistake, I should've specified. All Train songs are shitty.

Edit: This got a outta hand... or in hand depending on how you see it. Regarding PA, that applies to small towns (not Philly or Pittsburgh). Anyone is more attractive than that guy with the missing teeth and dip lip that's already taken by his sister. I love the work arounds that girls make up to still be virgins. It's kind of annoying, but never a dealbreaker.

[roguetoaster]

in respect to the "any hole" comment, might as well look up "stoma fucking". that will give you a fine image to go to sleep with.

Well, now that it's past noon I look it up, edit coming soon.

Edit:

Why, just why? So many other options to choose from and someone chooses that?

[flyboyx]

decay is right about soaking. as far as I know, you just stick it in the hole, don't move, and see how long you can keep it hard. ncmo is non committed make out. I know you know about butt sechs. (don't make me bust out that valentines day photo with Klaus lol) to expand on the last one, there is a movement with the younger generation of mormons to simply have anal instead of vaginal sex so they are still-at least in their minds-virgins on the day they marry. in my experience, I think oral sex is on the table for a lot of them too.

How in the heck did you discover those terms? I had to look them up. But in reality, a town in PA is just that, no matter the hole.

No, flyboyx, before you ask, the ear canals, nose, and navel do not count.

lol. I am an airline pilot. my previous job employed 3400 crew members at one time in the distant past. the present company employs about 1300 and counting. that is one heck of a cross section of the nation's population. 4 days with a guy(or girl) and you could just imagine the conversation at 37,000' spread over 4 days time. I found the LDS members carry around some insane stories. sometimes you gotta tell someone. if the minister finds out, you're gonna get excommunicated. who the hell would I blab to? for some reason, I apparently have the personality where people often come to me to solicit advice or just to unload.


in respect to the "any hole" comment, might as well look up "stoma fucking". that will give you a fine image to go to sleep with.