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  • DarkWing6
    Moderator
    • Apr 2004
    • 7144

    #1

    IKEA Penis




    I have actually seen this in print. Very funny.
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  • Koony
    Wrencher
    • Mar 2005
    • 261

    #2
    HAHAHAHAHA a whippet with a woody!
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    • mtechnik
      R3V OG
      • May 2006
      • 6156

      #3
      LOLZ

      As a company people are just always eager to shoot you down.



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      • Jand3rson
        Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 37587

        #4
        Ikea kicks ass. We go there every year when we come up to Seattle for the Picnic, and blow like $100-200 every time. But they're building one in Portland now, so I'm never going to see my wife again.

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        • mtechnik
          R3V OG
          • May 2006
          • 6156

          #5
          do i smell you filing a lawsuit LOLZ



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          • CleanAzzE30z
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2004
            • 11794

            #6
            That made me laugh heartily. You cant make shit like that up.

            Mariano


            2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
            1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
            1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

            -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

            -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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            • JJe30
              R3VLimited
              • May 2006
              • 2044

              #7
              They have some cool stuff but the one time I went there it was a zoo. I picked up some nice DVD storage racks though.
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              • CleanAzzE30z
                R3V OG
                • Jan 2004
                • 11794

                #8
                Ikea out here is always a zoo.

                Mariano


                2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                • LINUS
                  R3VLimited
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 2422

                  #9
                  "It's really just the dog's leg" .....Hummm, that's one funny looking foot. I'm no vet, but that's a heck of a clubfoot if you ask me. Glad my dog's foot doesn't look like that.

                  It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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                  • mtechnik
                    R3V OG
                    • May 2006
                    • 6156

                    #10
                    I go to IKEA alot just for the cheap hot dogs and soft serve ice cream! yum yum



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                    • E30isGIRL
                      Official R3V Girl
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 159

                      #11
                      theres no dog penis! Gaawd you guys! lol... Theres the dogs thigh and the tail showing cause he's laying down... Unless his penis is wrapping around from the back and over his thigh, which would be pretty fucked up, dog anatomy just doesnt work that way. Whippets are basically a small version on the Greyhound- IE. lots of muscle and thin skin...which leads to a weird shot of his leg. Sorry to burst your bubble.

                      On another note.. yeah, Ikea Kicks ass... any you guys wanna buy my Lillburg Sofa?? :)
                      ~Jessica~
                      "The liver is Evil, It must be punished!"

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                      • MikeE30325i
                        Banned
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 2356

                        #12
                        ahahahhahaha priceless.

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                        • NC325iC
                          R3V OG
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 6565

                          #13
                          i dont see it all i see is a dog with its tail wrapped around it... maybe you have to not have a dog to see it
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                          Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                          • Jand3rson
                            Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 37587

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mtechnik
                            I go to IKEA alot just for the cheap hot dogs and soft serve ice cream! yum yum
                            Isn't that Costco?

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                            • AndrewBird
                              The Mad Scientist
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 11892

                              #15
                              I opened this thread expecting to see a pastel colored dildo. Guess I was wrong.

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