Who here is sterile?

[Stanley Rockafella]

I always assumed that the tubes were severed or something.

True. Ever think of getting a paternity test?

....just sayin'.

Don't know about you, but I wouldn't wanna be payin for someone else's kid.
Heard about that happening in an old Kanye West song "Gold Digger".

[Melon]

The vas deferens is severed and then the ends tied up. It takes about 6-9 months for all sperm to die before you're fully shooting blanks.

It's rare, but the connection can regrow.

[kickinindian]

its possible to have recanalization its like a 1 in a 1000 thing tho

[Rob]

So wait, you got snipped, went for your post procedure test, still had swimmers, went to pound town anyway? Sounds like a clear case of operator error to me. Congrats though!

[decay]

anyone ever try those sheepskin condoms? it was kind of like tossing a smelly, greasy garbage bag on your dick held on with a rubber band at the base.

look, that's the only way i can cum

don't kinkshame me, you jerk

[kickinindian]

So wait, you got snipped, went for your post procedure test, still had swimmers, went to pound town anyway? Sounds like a clear case of operator error to me. Congrats though!

Young and horny man I can't help it

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[flyboyx]

look, that's the only way i can cum

don't kinkshame me, you jerk

As brick from the movie "anchor man" would say: "yer wierd....MAN!!!!!!!!" lol

Young and horny man I can't help it

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Your wife needed the "D"!

Out of curiosity, how do they check your swimmers?

Do they extract with some sort of medical instrument? do you they make you jerk into a cup? Do they offer visual aids? How about lube? Can ones significant other suck it out and spit into said cup? I think I would hate to be the tech that has to play with cum all day. so.....sticky! Never could get past the smell. Sorry..... These are the things I lay awake thinking about at night. Carry on.....

[Vincent Brick]

do you they make you jerk into a cup?

Yup, they give you a little sterile (ha!) jar to nut into and bring back after x amount of time (2 weeks? Month? I forget).


I called and asked to make sure there wasn't an extra charge and the lady acted SUPER annoyed. "No, there is no additional charge to have your semen analyzed." lol

[kickinindian]

yea what he said^

its kinda weird giving my meat milk to a late 40yo super square looking lady, because she knows you just poped that piston less then 24hrs ago

[Vincent Brick]

^^ hahah toootally.

*don't make eye contact*
"I, uh, am here to drop off a sample."
*leaves office quickly*

[Rob]

Yup, they give you a little sterile (ha!) jar to nut into and bring back after x amount of time (2 weeks? Month? I forget).

Just to clarify, you have to produce the sample and get it to the office within hours, not 2 weeks or a month. :nice:

The follow up test is typically 60 days after the procedure itself.

[decay]

Just to clarify, you have to produce the sample and get it to the office within hours, not 2 weeks or a month. :nice:

The follow up test is typically 60 days after the procedure itself.

why would i leave the office?

you think i can't jerk off to the thought of the 40y/o nurse at the front desk? motherfucker, i am 40, challenge accepted

[kickinindian]

why would i leave the office?



you think i can't jerk off to the thought of the 40y/o nurse at the front desk? motherfucker, i am 40, challenge accepted

I'm 27 it would be like giving my baby batter to my mom

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[decay]

I'm 27 it would be like giving my baby batter to my mom

i mean, i'm sure that looks like an insurmountable task, on the face of it

how old was your mom when she had you? i might be within the acceptable delta. if so, i'm here to help. still not snipped yet

[kickinindian]

Lol idk how exactly old she was but she was definitely graying and looked like she could whip up a mean green bean cassarole

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