Emo Autoparts Inc.

[RCWells]

I don't know man, he is so chill, you should be chill too, and just live stress free, no worries. He's stress free. Really, he is, he is soooo not stressed out, just really really chill, b/c it's not worth living life stressed out, you know? So just be stress free.

[Fidhle007]

All this chilling is stressing me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fidhle007]

Sheesh, I really should respond to posts about people that piss me off while I'm drinking coffee. I get too worked up. I guess your right man, I SHOULD be more stress free. After all, my bills will just take care of themselves anyway. I'll lose my car, my house and all my possesions but I'll be relaxed. And cold...

[PiercedE30]

Man, that dude pissed me off by saying that working construction is stupid. I worked construction for a while after I failed out of college, and the construction work is what got me BACK to college. That dude = fucking idiot.

[Fidhle007]

My friend suggested that we should go on a road trip to find him and beat the living shit out of him. We called it Operation: EmoGotFucked...

[NC325iC]

i dont know about you guys abut i thought he was acting like budget beater

[Mastrcruse]

My friend suggested that we should go on a road trip to find him and beat the living shit out of him. He called it Operation: EmoGotFucked...

I will fly out to Cali to help you guys. Anyone know a police officer? Just run that plate and you will find Mr. Stress free. He probably wouldn't take anyone to court because that is too stressful

[golde30]

yeah..... my favorite lines out of that whole mess were,

If you ask the people that know me, im a god for parts in California.
Tough trying to hook people up and they still dont want cheap parts.
Im not even here to make a profit, just help people out.

and then 1 page later...

for super rare used things mostly
ive made countless thousands on parts already

[Fidhle007]

I honestly can't even think about this anymore, it's causing too much stress in my life. I'm going to go hit the bong and do some yoga...

Also, I have some shit for sale if you guys want, I just don't know what it is and I refuse to post pics until you send me money.

[RCWells]

The saddest part of the whole thread? The fact that the mods locked the damn thing. Man I coulda' had so much fun with that!

[Fidhle007]

I know, I wish that had been posted here. Somehow I think the r3v mods have a better sense of humor about these sorts of posts...

[TwoJ's]

hey, the thread is gone and I missed it. Was this supereurovirgin again?

[Fidhle007]

I think his name was SuperEurobeat?

[Fidhle007]

For those of you who missed the thread on e30tech, here is my editorial from it. Sadly it was the only part I was able to find:

As a 21 year-old male who owns a BMW and hangs out with many people old enough to be my parents, I felt compelled to add to this thread. That, and I'm bored. :)

And for the record I have yet to attend college myself. This is not for any reason except that I have been busy and do not know what I want to study. When and if I go, it will because I want to come out the other side with a piece of flattened sheepskin that will further me in something I truly care about. Somehow my college professor father is ok with all this too... 8-[

Now, about the original topic: As I have read this, a for sale thread was posted and a prospective buyer asked to see a picture of an item he was interested in. The seller then went on a rant about trust and pricing that made very little sense in the context and even less sense out of it. Every subsequent effort by people on this board to make sense of what the seller was saying has resulted in a virtual eruption of rants touching on topics ranging from maturity to race to college and beyond. Also, somewhere in there, I believe there were requests made to keep the thread on topic...

I may not have been to college yet but I've learned a few things in my 21 years and some of them have been about people. Most of that was learned either while studying psychology or during a period I spent working as a salesmen.

The original poster was asked a direct and succinct question, he responded not with a direct and succinct answer but with a long an rambling statement about how mature he was and also touched the subject of price, which until that moment had not yet been called into question. Sub-conclusion: Seller is paranoid about his pricing, not sure yet about the trust.

From this point onwards the thread turned into a back-and-forth of people telling the seller to "chill out and answer the question" and the seller responding in a very "un-chilled out" manner about how relaxed he was because he was a "better person." Than me? Who's to judge? Than Adolf Hitler? We can only hope...

At this point I had to sit back and reflect on everything I had just read. Every direct and honest inquiry into the condition of the items for sale was met with a long rant that brought up several new issues, completely unrelated to selling parts for BMWs. The other thing that caught my attention was the constant mentioning (in a quite frantic manner) of how "un-stressed" of a person the seller is. The reason these to things struck me is because I thought they might be related. The manner in which the seller responded to questions struck me as a simple issue of paranoia and the constant mentioning of the "stress free" life made me wonder if the seller does NOT indeed lead a stress-free life and employees certain substances to aid in the reduction of stress? A common cure for stress is a plant called marijuana, the leaves of which can be smoked, cooked into food or brewed into tea. One drawback to the use of marijuana (besides the possible jail time) is the side effects which can include, but are not limited to lethargy, memory loss and paranoia. Aha, paranoia! Besides the basics, one of the common feelings people experience when using marijuana is the feeling that people are talking about them behind their back or that people know things about them that they don't actually. I think both of these were very well represented when the issues of pricing and age were brought up. Neither had been previously mentioned, and to the common observer age is not something that is broadcast on this forum. My conclusion? Stop being so freaking paranoid and tell me how much it would cost to ship the '88+ fogs to 03440. Also would you be willing to sell only one?

[Ryan Stewart]

The thread you speak of is gone but I did click on the "pics of yourself" thread. If that Peerless guy was "playing with" the blond he first posted he must have bought her and "for a while" means until she got her green card.

I also like him leghumpin the girl from TN.