Forgot last night i was too tired to get up to piss, so i went in a bottle, left it by the computer and crashed out. This morning i woke up thirsty, forgetting i'd pissed and it was dark in my room, i grabbed the bottle and began chugging to realize it was the nastiest taste i'd ever had in my mouth. I realized what i'd done and my instant reaction was to spit, which was kinda stupid, i spit piss on my bedroom floor and clothes from yesterday.
I ran to the bathroom and soaked my mouth with mouthwash. All better.
I ran to the bathroom and soaked my mouth with mouthwash. All better.

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