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  • O 16581 72452 5
    Banned
    • Aug 2006
    • 1066

    #1

    Random thoughts of the day.

    If something is awesome, it's 10 times more awesome on fire.
    If something sucks, it can be made awesome by setting it on fire.

    Share your random thoughts.
  • StereoInstaller1
    GAS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22679

    #2
    Why do the words "Flammable" and "Inflammable" mean exactly the same thing?

    Luke

    Closing SOON!
    "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

    Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

    Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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    • O 16581 72452 5
      Banned
      • Aug 2006
      • 1066

      #3
      Why can't America just convert to the world wide metric system? So annoying going to a hardware store, handing them a bolt and they said "We ain't got nothin' like that, that's metric".

      Also sucks when i'm working on a friend's car which is a domestic and him saying "Hand me a 7/8s" "Okay, what area of size is that?" "Dude, it's in between 5/8s and 11/16s" "Uh?" "Here, i'll just get it dumbass"

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      • Axxe
        No R3VLimiter
        • Aug 2004
        • 3355

        #4
        Originally posted by O 16581 72452 5
        Why can't America just convert to the world wide metric system? So annoying going to a hardware store, handing them a bolt and they said "We ain't got nothin' like that, that's metric".

        Also sucks when i'm working on a friend's car which is a domestic and him saying "Hand me a 7/8s" "Okay, what area of size is that?" "Dude, it's in between 5/8s and 11/16s" "Uh?" "Here, i'll just get it dumbass"
        I was like taht with standard before I started working on heavy trucks. In Canada, they don't even teach us standard fractions/step ups. It doesn't matter to me now, i just get pissed when working on a domestic crapshoot with half teh fasteners metric, and half standards. Makes me so pissed.


        Keep it slideways!!

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        • O 16581 72452 5
          Banned
          • Aug 2006
          • 1066

          #5
          Originally posted by Axxe
          I was like taht with standard before I started working on heavy trucks. In Canada, they don't even teach us standard fractions/step ups. It doesn't matter to me now, i just get pissed when working on a domestic crapshoot with half teh fasteners metric, and half standards. Makes me so pissed.
          Definately, it's like "Ugh, WTF is between 10 and 11mm?"

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          • BENdashdash
            Tom is not my friend
            • Aug 2004
            • 2506

            #6
            Why do no stores sell steamless irons?

            Why does costco stop selling wetsuits when winter rolls around? Does the water magically get warm in December?

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            • Funkmasta
              R3V OG
              • May 2004
              • 7185

              #7
              Some things must be believed to be seen.
              Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
              That Guy.
              03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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              • O 16581 72452 5
                Banned
                • Aug 2006
                • 1066

                #8
                People that put spark plugs on the wrong location at Wal-Mart suck.

                Grabbed the right plugs that were in the front and didn't bother to look at the other two, should've, they were the wrong part.

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                • Mike325
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 3685

                  #9
                  Your cell phone will not ring when you can reach it, but it will ring when you can't.
                  Originally posted by cabriodster87
                  "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                  Originally posted by Kershaw
                  i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                  • O 16581 72452 5
                    Banned
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 1066

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mike325
                    Your cell phone will not ring when you can reach it, but it will ring when you can't.
                    Up under the car, finally got that hard to reach bolt near where it needs to go, begin threading *riiiiing* *drops bolt*

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                    • Mike325
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 3685

                      #11
                      Originally posted by O 16581 72452 5
                      Up under the car, finally got that hard to reach bolt near where it needs to go, begin threading *riiiiing* *drops bolt*
                      That happens all the fucking time.
                      Originally posted by cabriodster87
                      "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                      Originally posted by Kershaw
                      i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                      • Jand3rson
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 37587

                        #12
                        Originally posted by O 16581 72452 5
                        Up under the car, finally got that hard to reach bolt near where it needs to go, begin threading *riiiiing* *drops bolt*
                        When I work on my car, my phone goes up on the bench and stays there until I'm done.

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                        • O 16581 72452 5
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 1066

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Eurospeed
                          When I work on my car, my phone goes up on the bench and stays there until I'm done.
                          XD

                          I usually forget to do anything with mine, kind of second nature, always have it, but never remember it's on me.

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                          • Alecs MacDonald
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 729

                            #14
                            The only thing better than Bert's chilli is Bert's chilli on hashbrowns.
                            '88 325ic

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                            • mtechnik
                              R3V OG
                              • May 2006
                              • 6156

                              #15
                              Meow -meow meow meow meow


                              MEOW MIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                              -> Afficionados join the M-technic I club

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