put a liter of semen in the blower fan intakes
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Screw hiring some metrosexual with a waxed ass... get a plumber to lay a hairy buttcheek on each side of that shift knob while slapping his meat on the e-brake handle, and then a few pics of him running his 'pipe wrench' over the doorhandles and steering wheel.
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Originally posted by trashcop 80s 80s View Postput a liter of semen in the blower fan intakes
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' semen.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litresemen? Do we sell litresemen?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' semen!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my fuckin' semen before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
every time I read or hear "litre of..." I think of Super Trooperssigpic
1991 Diamantschwarz 318is
1998 Cosmosschwarz M3 Sedan
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Originally posted by LINUS View PostScrew hiring some metrosexual with a waxed ass... get a plumber to lay a hairy buttcheek on each side of that shift knob while slapping his meat on the e-brake handle, and then a few pics of him running his 'pipe wrench' over the doorhandles and steering wheel.
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I had mutiple lolz reading this thread. Classic shit. I may actually revisit this thread later on this very night whilst my deep inebriation.
*subsribed x eleventy meeelion!!*
Mariano
2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)
-Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...
-Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.
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Originally posted by Ryan Stewart View PostIs it safe?
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