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    #31
    put a liter of semen in the blower fan intakes
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      #32
      anal beads...
      173rd ABN

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        #33
        f that red trim, the car in my opinion needs more black to offset all that damn red. the red is hott but just a bit much.

        black trim, smoked markers, and smoked tail will make this car look hotter in my opinion. good progress so far, i can't really talk, i havent done much to my car.

        g/l

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          #34
          Screw hiring some metrosexual with a waxed ass... get a plumber to lay a hairy buttcheek on each side of that shift knob while slapping his meat on the e-brake handle, and then a few pics of him running his 'pipe wrench' over the doorhandles and steering wheel.

          It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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            #35
            Originally posted by trashcop 80s 80s View Post
            put a liter of semen in the blower fan intakes
            Farva: Gimme a litre o' semen.
            Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
            Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' semen.
            Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litresemen? Do we sell litresemen?
            Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
            Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' semen!
            Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
            Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
            [grabs burger kid by shirt]
            Farva: ... give me my fuckin' semen before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

            every time I read or hear "litre of..." I think of Super Troopers
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            1998 Cosmosschwarz M3 Sedan

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              #36
              Originally posted by LINUS View Post
              Screw hiring some metrosexual with a waxed ass... get a plumber to lay a hairy buttcheek on each side of that shift knob while slapping his meat on the e-brake handle, and then a few pics of him running his 'pipe wrench' over the doorhandles and steering wheel.
              Dude. Gross.

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                #37
                you fags are taking it too far. anal beads in the tool compartment FTW.








                and replace the shiftknob with a dildo.
                173rd ABN

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                  #38
                  Can the anal beads have been in a butt?

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                    #39
                    Is it safe?
                    Im now E30less.
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                      #40
                      I must have missed something..

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Bokes View Post
                        you fags are taking it too far. anal beads in the tool compartment FTW.








                        and replace the shiftknob with a dildo.
                        I like your style...
                        Originally posted by Simon S
                        When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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                          #42
                          I had mutiple lolz reading this thread. Classic shit. I may actually revisit this thread later on this very night whilst my deep inebriation.

                          *subsribed x eleventy meeelion!!*

                          Mariano


                          2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                          1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                          1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                          -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                          -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Eurospeed View Post
                            Can the anal beads have been in a butt?
                            yes.
                            173rd ABN

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Ryan Stewart View Post
                              Is it safe?
                              I think only a couple people here get that now. I don't even get it but... I remeber a thread a while back that this was mentioned... lol

                              Will
                              RIP e30 (brilliantrot '91 325i) 11/17/06 Byebye: 8/21/07
                              Welcome e30 (brilliantrot '90 325is) 12/23/06
                              DaveCN = Old Man
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                              Originally posted by george graves
                              If people keep quoting me in their sig, I'm going to burn this motherfucker down.

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                                #45
                                send the s50 my way......lol

                                get a sharpie and "smoke" his tail lights..lol..
                                -Frank
                                1987 325is m50nv (schwarz)
                                1990 325is (sterling silber)(sold)
                                2001 525i

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