Saw the most emo emo-kid ever at Wal-Mart today (LONG)

[E30_pilot]

sorry im asian so i talk and write fob...

[Tim Flat4]

Location: Safeway parking lot
emo/goths(i dont kno the difference): a group of them...about 4..15-17ish 3male 1female....but its the one wit usual tyte jeans..vans shoes...taller than me...that matters in this story.

Story:

I'm coming out of safeway with my bag of fresh baked french bread...i kno..mmm bread..Than see the group of emo/goth kids lookin at my rear bumper and pointin..
I have a sticker that says...I love drifting...anyways...as i get closer(about 5 parking spaces away) i can hear than chat-chit(yea i flip that shit..)...i was thinkin if any of them messes wit my car im gonna punch them in the mouth...than one of them says...well i hate driftin and i hate u and as his done..he spits on my trunk..and...now...i kno u guys are laughin cuz u kno its ON!!

I speed up.....and as soon as i reach my car and they see me the fall
dead still like some turkeys in the rain...and i look at the spitter and he looks like his about to cry and piss in his pants(maybe he did idk)and i say to him..well drifting hates u..and some how my right fist comes flyin into his chin...he falls...his groupies pick him up and run...i get in my car..and enjoy my bread...

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I'm going to be honest with you; I had trouble understanding that story because of your horrible grammatical errors, improper use or lack-there-of punctuation and your overall ability to write a coherent sentence.

[E30_pilot]

Location: Safeway parking lot
emo/goths(i dont kno the difference): a group of them...about 4..15-17ish 3male 1female....but its the one wit usual tyte jeans..vans shoes...taller than me...that matters in this story.

Story:

I'm coming out of safeway with my bag of fresh baked french bread...i kno..mmm bread..Than see the group of emo/goth kids lookin at my rear bumper and pointin..
I have a sticker that says...I love drifting...anyways...as i get closer(about 5 parking spaces away) i can hear than chat-chit(yea i flip that shit..)...i was thinkin if any of them messes wit my car im gonna punch them in the mouth...than one of them says...well i hate driftin and i hate u and as his done..he spits on my trunk..and...now...i kno u guys are laughin cuz u kno its ON!!

I speed up.....and as soon as i reach my car and they see me the fall
dead still like some turkeys in the rain...and i look at the spitter and he looks like his about to cry and piss in his pants(maybe he did idk)and i say to him..well drifting hates u..and some how my right fist comes flyin into his chin...he falls...his groupies pick him up and run...i get in my car..and enjoy my bread...

[Mot]

OK, maybe it's not the kid's fault, maybe concieved after years of prozac overdose by their parents, society is gong down the drain, here we have lots of kids on that group, others mimicking rappers, hip hoppers, punks, and "whatevers", but no one getting it right.

I say, run your house like a military camp...

Mom says help me, DO SO NOW.

If it has to be repeated, it comes with a punishment included (the one that hurts you the most) like confiscating your i-pod and putting you on a diet, you fat self indulgent little shit.

If you feel depressed go beat the shit out of the one that depresses you.

And it's not ok to look like shit, all those kids will never have a decent job if they don't get their act toguether.

So I think Josh is right, it's just parenting.

And my opinion has to be taken into account, because I listen to good music too :p ...

Now seriously, I don't know if my kid is going to be a serial killer when he turns 30, but he's sure going to be hard to catch, he dresses ok, he's a good student, he has a decent haircut, no earrings, piercings, tatoos, etc.

I just hope he doesn't grab an m16 and empties 4 clips inside the local McDonalds, cause that would be MY fault.. :p

Your clearly not American, your taking way to much personal responseability for the actions/ raising of your kids.....

[ivo316]

OK, maybe it's not the kid's fault, maybe concieved after years of prozac overdose by their parents, society is gong down the drain, here we have lots of kids on that group, others mimicking rappers, hip hoppers, punks, and "whatevers", but no one getting it right.

I say, run your house like a military camp...

Mom says help me, DO SO NOW.

If it has to be repeated, it comes with a punishment included (the one that hurts you the most) like confiscating your i-pod and putting you on a diet, you fat self indulgent little shit.

If you feel depressed go beat the shit out of the one that depresses you.

And it's not ok to look like shit, all those kids will never have a decent job if they don't get their act toguether.

So I think Josh is right, it's just parenting.

And my opinion has to be taken into account, because I listen to good music too :p ...

Now seriously, I don't know if my kid is going to be a serial killer when he turns 30, but he's sure going to be hard to catch, he dresses ok, he's a good student, he has a decent haircut, no earrings, piercings, tatoos, etc.

I just hope he doesn't grab an m16 and empties 4 clips inside the local McDonalds, cause that would be MY fault.. :p

[Jand3rson]

No, it doesn't.

But ask any emo kid about the film and I bet they'll tell you it's one of their favorite films. It seems like when young highschool kids see that film, they get real emotional about it and think it was like the best film ever and contains all the answers to how crappy life is. Actually, they just like Jared Leto's hair, the flashy editing, and the sex scenes.

That movie sucked so fucking hard it could have sucked a golf ball through a garden hose.

And for the record, until today, I'd never heard My Chemical Romance. But today I heard the single off their new album, and that is the worst pile of shit I've ever heard. And I thought Fall Out Boy sucked. What bunch of whiny little fags, It's wonder emo kids are such bitches. AFI is like Slayer compared to that shit.

[PiercedE30]

requiem is definitely a fucked up movie. although it is pretty good, it's definitely not the end all of movies.

I saw requiem on shrooms in the theater, does this make me emo?

No, it doesn't.

But ask any emo kid about the film and I bet they'll tell you it's one of their favorite films. It seems like when young highschool kids see that film, they get real emotional about it and think it was like the best film ever and contains all the answers to how crappy life is. Actually, they just like Jared Leto's hair, the flashy editing, and the sex scenes.

[Grimm862]

Project pat > emo music :)

[joshh]

That's strange, I blame it on Al Gore.

It was the exhaust fumes.

[Welfare Racing]

I saw requiem on shrooms in the theater, does this make me emo?

Bret, despite what Eurospeed says they aren't a good band. They are neither hardcore nor punk, just a bad attempt at mixing both. Of course this is my opinion but my opinion is a good one because I listen to good music :p

AFI sucks. EMO kids are idiots who are going to wake up one day and realize they were morons. AFI sucks. That was a good story josh, I can totally see it happening. AFI really fucking sucks though. I see lots of EMO kids and just laugh. I usually try to tell that AFI sucks.

[KangamangusDriver]

That was a good story josh!

Nice way to describe the scene!
Good writing!

[AdironRider]

Requiem for a dream was fucked up. I could see how youd get all emotional after watching that shit. I watched it once and never will again.

[Tim Flat4]

I've decided to blame the whole emo epidemic on bad parenting and the film "Requiem for a Dream."

No way, blame it on Depeche Mode not good cinema.