Saw the most emo emo-kid ever at Wal-Mart today (LONG)

Here is a good picture lesson.

http://fupahunter.blogspot.com/

[LINUS]

Woah. No kidding. That IS some serious FUPA then.

I don't know what FUPA means, but the heffer in the pic has her kid on a leash - poor kid is going to grow up one day and put his mom in a nasty retirement home (the kind that smell like piss when you walk in the door) for payback.

FUPA = Fat Upper waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles Area

Just look at the pic

[LINUS]

I don't know what FUPA means, but the heffer in the pic has her kid on a leash - poor kid is going to grow up one day and put his mom in a nasty retirement home (the kind that smell like piss when you walk in the door) for payback.

wow thats a FUPA

[Dave]

I know asians with downs that are easier to understand than him.

[Ryan Stewart]

English pwns E30_pilot.

I know asians with downs that are easier to understand than him.

Location: Safeway parking lot
emo/goths(i dont kno the difference): a group of them...about 4..15-17ish 3male 1female....but its the one wit usual tyte jeans..vans shoes...taller than me...that matters in this story.

Story:

I'm coming out of safeway with my bag of fresh baked french bread...i kno..mmm bread..Than see the group of emo/goth kids lookin at my rear bumper and pointin..
I have a sticker that says...I love drifting...anyways...as i get closer(about 5 parking spaces away) i can hear than chat-chit(yea i flip that shit..)...i was thinkin if any of them messes wit my car im gonna punch them in the mouth...than one of them says...well i hate driftin and i hate u and as his done..he spits on my trunk..and...now...i kno u guys are laughin cuz u kno its ON!!

I speed up.....and as soon as i reach my car and they see me the fall
dead still like some turkeys in the rain...and i look at the spitter and he looks like his about to cry and piss in his pants(maybe he did idk)and i say to him..well drifting hates u..and some how my right fist comes flyin into his chin...he falls...his groupies pick him up and run...i get in my car..and enjoy my bread...

This story is as made up as a 6 year old kid would about his first bee sting about how hit flew in the window and stung him on his arm, but there is no mark, but it hurts, and I don't know where the bee went, but a bee bit me on my bottom and now my bottom is big.

[Jand3rson]

Yes. Yes they fucking do.

Slayer compared to that shit.

SLAYER FUCKING RULES.

[Dave]

I am Kraig Snowden.

[Digitalwave]

Great story, Hans.

[Charlie]

Location: Safeway parking lot
emo/goths(i dont kno the difference): a group of them...about 4..15-17ish 3male 1female....but its the one wit usual tyte jeans..vans shoes...taller than me...that matters in this story.

Story:

I'm coming out of safeway with my bag of fresh baked french bread...i kno..mmm bread..Than see the group of emo/goth kids lookin at my rear bumper and pointin..
I have a sticker that says...I love drifting...anyways...as i get closer(about 5 parking spaces away) i can hear than chat-chit(yea i flip that shit..)...i was thinkin if any of them messes wit my car im gonna punch them in the mouth...than one of them says...well i hate driftin and i hate u and as his done..he spits on my trunk..and...now...i kno u guys are laughin cuz u kno its ON!!

I speed up.....and as soon as i reach my car and they see me the fall
dead still like some turkeys in the rain...and i look at the spitter and he looks like his about to cry and piss in his pants(maybe he did idk)and i say to him..well drifting hates u..and some how my right fist comes flyin into his chin...he falls...his groupies pick him up and run...i get in my car..and enjoy my bread...

Yeeeeaaa..

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this didn't happen.

-Charlie

[Digitalwave]

Josh, that was a great description. I'm a big fan of music but going to shows can be tedious. I just fucking hate hanging out with a huge group of scene nerds. Now, most people would probably say I look scene if they didn't know me, but thats besides the point. Every single guy and girl looks the same. They all bounce around like idiots at a Backstreet Boys concert.

My Chemical Romance is probably the worst fucking band out there right now. Sad thing is they are HUGE. AFI used to be good (All Hollows EP, Black Sails in the Sunset - skate punk ftw) but their last 3 CD's have sucked.